A blonde is walking down the road when she sees a man, standing beside the road saying out loud "19, 19, 19, 19, 19, 19, 19..."

The blonde can't figure out what is going on, so she stands there looking at him for a few minutes, then walks over next to him and starts saying it along with him. "19, 19, 19, 19, 19, 19, 19" Then BLAM, she gets run over by a huge 18 wheeler.

THe man looks at her body on the ground and then says "20, 20, 20, 20, 20...."

Ron

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<FONT COLOR="#6699cc" SIZE="1" FACE="Verdana, Arial">This message has been edited by Jasper on 11-16-2000 at 01:18 PM</font>

Ay...I've seen more different versions of that joke...http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//rolleyes.gif It was pretty good the first time though.

I think the first one I read was using the railroad and a train instead of the road and 18 wheeler http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//tongue.gif Then there was one in a bar...

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Oh man, I've heard this one before.. I have a boat-load of blonde jokes...

Here's one for the guys literally...

Q: Why do blondes wear pig tails?

A: Handle bars...

Oh Goddess I am so bad! http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif

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I know...I got an archive with about 500 or so blonde jokes. I don't even bother with those unless a really good one catches my eye http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//tongue.gif

A decent one of note:

A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins.

She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks.

Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping and her and asking if someone else could have a go.

The blonde spins around and shouts in her face: "Can't you see I'm winning?!"

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Oh yeah, I friend just told me the funniest, guy joke ever http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif

Q: What happends when a guy drops his pants?

A: His brains fall out.

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A man walks by and sees a blonde standing in front of a Coke machine yelling "BAD button! You're a terrible button! You're the WORST button I've ever seen! You're useless! You'll never be as good as the other buttons!"

Puzzled, he comes closer and asks the blonde why she's yelling at the button. She just points to a little sign above the button that says (get the rim-shot ready!)....

"Depress button for soda."

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but cellophane over his penis...
The psychiatrist says, "Sir, clearly I can see your nuts"

All of those are good! :D