President Clinton noticed a group of boys surrounding a dog. Concerned lest the boys were hurting the dog, he went over and asked,"What are you doing with that dog?"

One of the boys replied, " This dog is a neighborhood stray. We all want him, but only one of us can take hime home. So, we've decided that whichever one of us can tell the biggest lie will get to keep the dog."

Of course, the president was taken back. "You boys shouldn't be having a contest telling lies!" he exclaimed. He then launched into a sermon against lying, beginning, "Don't you boys know it's a sin to lie," and ending with,"Why, when I was your age, I never told a lie."

There was dead silence for about a minute. Just as the president was beginning to think he'd gotten through to them, the smallest boy gave a deep sigh and said, "All right, give him the dog." http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif

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~Dawn

http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif Well, we'll probably appreciate old slick Willy when they eventually decide which jabroni is the next president http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//tongue.gif

Here's a little Presidential joke for ya...

The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they spin to OZ. After threatening trials and tribulations, they finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard.

"WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD? WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly: "I had a terrible time with Iran, so I've come for some courage."

"No problem" says the Wizard, "WHO IS NEXT?"

Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well.. Well.. Well.. I need a brain."

"Done," says the Wizard. "Who comes next before the Great Wizard?"

Up steps George Bush sadly, "I'm told by the American people that I need a heart."

"I've heard it's true," says the Wizard. "Consider it done."

Then there is a great silence. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but doesn't say a word.

Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THE EMERALD CITY?"

"Is Dorothy around?"

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