Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians.

After a tour of a reservation they were on, she asked why the difference in the number of feathers in the headress. She asked a brave who had only one feather in his headress. His reply was "Me have only 1 squaw; Me have only 1 feather."

She asked another brave, feeling the first fellow was only joking. This brave had 4 feathers in his headress. He replied "Ugh, Me have 4 feathers, because me sleep with 4 squaws."

Still not convinced the number of feathers indicated the number of squaws involved, she decided to interview the Chief.

Now the Chief had a headress full of feathers which needless to say, amused Ms. Walters. She asked the Chief, "why do you have so many feathers in your headress?" The chief proudly pounded his chest and said, "Me Chief; Me Fluck-Em all: Big, Small, Fat, Tall; Me Fluck-Em all."

Horrified, Ms. Walters stated: "You ought to be hung!" the Chief replied "You damned right, me hung! Big like buffalo, long like snake."

Ms. Walters cried, "You don't have to be so hostile . . ."The chief replied, "Hoss-style, Dog-style, Wolf-style, Any-style; Me Fluck-Em all!"

Tears in her eyes, Ms. Walters cried, "Oh dear!" The chief said, "No deer ... Me no fluck deer. Asshole too high and fluckers run too fast. No deer.

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Diggin in the archives again....found this little gem....:lol:

yes that was worthy to be bumped up :lol:

:lol: Good one Roem!! :thumb: :lol:

Not sure if I have ever heard that one before. I might have a very long time ago.

Pretty damn funny though! Haven't heard a joke that good in ages! I gotta remember this one!

You probably have read it aaron...it's pretty old, but I still crack up everytime I read it :laugh:

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Very funny.. I was pictureing him actually trying to screw that deer:lol:

Originally posted by Roemello
You probably have read it aaron...it's pretty old, but I still crack up everytime I read it :laugh:

Maybe, maybe not. Either way, great one! :D

Hey I just posted it yesterday and it was deleted!!!!!:mad:

Look at the date of my post....August of 2000. Whenever a duplicate joke is posted, the original post gets bumped and the dupe removed ;)

LMAOOOOO! I needed that laugh!