Two Texans were having lunch at their favorite Stockyards restaurant in Fort Worth when they noticed a young woman at the next table apparently choking and unable to breathe. One of the Texans got up, walked over to her table, took her face in his big
Texan hands and said, "Kin ya swaller?" She shook her head 'no.' "Kin ya breathe?" Again she shakes her head 'no.' The Texan grabs her around the waist with one of his big Texan hands, turns her over, pulls up her skirt, pulls down her panties and licks her right on the bottom! Of course the young woman was so shocked that she coughed, causing the food to dislodge. The big Texan pulls up her panties, pulls down her skirt, turns her right side up, tips his hat, and returns to his seat. His companion is sitting there stunned. "I have never seen anything like that in my whole life!" he says to his heroic friend. "Yeah, I tell ya, that "Hind Lick" maneuver works every time!"

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That was pretty funny! I really enjoyed it!
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That was hilarious! :D

LOL...........I guess I can pretend to be texan and use that as an excuse if I ever use the "hind lick" technic. :)

Well thats way more fun than having someone pound you in the chest and crack your ribs :p