A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are
these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.... Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see." replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package." The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one
for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks "Then who are these for?" Those are for college men." the dad answers,"TWO for
Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
WOW!" exclaimed the boy; "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........"


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On man, that one was good!

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I liked that one too so I knew you guys would like it!



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Funny!

ROTFLMAO Good one!

That was too funny :D

I use 365 bulk packs. :eek: TC is tough to plz first time around. :D LOL

With the right man, I purrrrrr!! :D

LMAO!!!!!

LMAO - once there is a little snip its at least 200 a year :D No worries :)