A CUCUMBER, PICKLE AND A PENIS

ONE DAY A CUCUMBER, PICKLE AND A PENIS WERE HAVING A CONVERSATION:
THE PICKLE SAYS: "YOU KNOW, MY LIFE REALLY SUCKS. WHENEVER I GET BIG, FAT AND JUICY THEY SPRINKLE SEASONINGS OVER ME AND THEY
STICK ME IN A JAR."
THE CUCUMBER SAYS: "YEAH, YOU THINK THAT'S BAD?
WHENEVER I GET BIG, FAT AND JUICY, THEY SLICE
ME UP AND THEY PUT ME OVER SALAD."

THE PENIS SAYS: "YOU THINK THAT YOUR LIVES ARE TOUGH? WHENEVER I GET BIG, FAT AND JUICY, THEY THROW A PLASTIC BAG OVER MY HEAD, SHOVE ME IN A WET, DARK ROOM, AND FORCE ME TO DO PUSH-UPS UNTIL I THROW UP AND LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS!

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OK, I have too keep my opinions to myself on this one. Baaaad me, mind in the gutter /ubb/smilies/laugh.gif

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