So you don't know Jack Schitt? He's the only son of Awh and Oh Schitt. Awh,
the fertilizer magnate, married Oh, the owner of the Kneedeep Inn. Jack
married Noe. They produced six children. Holy, their first, passed on shortly
after birth. Next came twin sons, Deep and Dip, two daughters, Fulla and Giva,
and another son, Bull. Deep married Dumb, a high school dropout. Dip married
Lotta, and they have a son, Chicken. Fulla and Giva married the Happens
brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd, and Horace. Bull just
married a spicy number, Pisa, and they are awaiting the arrival of a baby
Schitt.

Now You Know Jack Schitt.

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Another version......

If someone ever says "You don't know Jack Shit", here is the perfect
response. Who is Jack Schitt?
The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a
response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can
intellectually handle the situation.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N.Schitt, Inc.
They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the
deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt,
Giva Schitt, Bull
Schitt and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parent's objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school drop out.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living
with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe
Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced
a son of
nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt. Two other of the 6 children... Fulla
Schitt and Giva Schitt... were inseparable throughout childhood and
subsequently married the Happens
Brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper
announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were
Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the
world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa
Schitt.
So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct
them.

Family History recorded by Crock O. Schitt


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JACK SCHITT

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!". Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she kept her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.

He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them.

Sincerely,

Crock O. Schitt




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This one's been posted already in a slight variation...see the following...

http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/Forum27/HTML/000029.html

A good one anyway!

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<FONT COLOR="#6699cc" SIZE="1" FACE="Verdana, Arial">This message has been edited by Silveradocruiser on 05-08-2001 at 02:01 AM</font>

Total classic! Thanks for the chuckles!

:lol: That was a good one Poison PJ! :lol: I've never heard it before, I'm gonna pass it on to some people at work! :lol: Too funny! :)

I love it! :lol: But I was disappointed you never mentioned my good friend Loada in that geneology lesson! :D

I've heard it before, but still a great laugh:D Definitely a lot of Schitt in the family!:D

I've heard variation of that before. I might have even heard it in the past, but DEFINITELY worth posting again!

Funny Schitt!