Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
Because red means stop.

How do you confuse a blonde?
Put them in a round room and tell them to stand in a corner.

How do they confuse you?
When they do it.

How can you tell a blonde was using the computer?
The screen is covered in white out.



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Two blondes walk into a building.......you think one of them would have seen it.

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There's a blonde in a rowboat in the middle of a field, just rowing and rowing her heart out. Another blonde comes down the road, looks into the field, and stares at the first blonde.

"What do you think you're doing?!" she asks."I'm rowing, and I'd better hurry up! I'm going to be late!" says the first girl.

The second girl gets mad. "What?! You know, it's blondes like you that give us all a bad name! And if I could swim, I'd come out there and slap you silly!"

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LMAO!! Blonde jokes are so funny http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Old Chinese Proverb
War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw
a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute,
she said to herself "oh well!" and turned around an drove home.


Two brunettes and a blonde are in the hospital awaiting the
arrival of their first children. The 1st brunette says, "I just
know I'm going to have a girl, 'cuz I conceived while I was
on my back". The 2nd brunette says, "Mine's going to be a
boy, 'cuz I was on top during conception". The blonde says,
"Uh-oh! I'm going to have a puppy!"


A blonde working in a office is constantly being kidded about how dumb she is; so one evening she goes home and studies a map of the United States. The next day she goes into the office and announces that she
knows all 50 states and their capitols. One of her office mates says, "OK, whats the capitol of Wyoming?" And the blonde replies, "W."

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There was a blonde and an red head in an elevator; a guy with a lot of dandruff gets one. When he leaves, the red head turns to the blonde and says "My god! That guy needs a lot of Head and Shoulders!" The blonde smiles and replies "I know how to give head, but um, how do you give shoulders?"

There... my sex joke!

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Glam Goddess
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Its good to be me!
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Why do blonds wear panties?
To keep their ankles warm.

Why does it take longer to make a blond snow woman than a brunet one?
You have to hollow the head out on the blond one.

Why was the blond staring at the orange juice container?
It said concentrate.

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I always like to read blonde jokes. They are so funny! :D

How do you keep a blonde entertained for hours?

Write "Please Turn Over" on both sides of a sheet of paper.