Urethane
5-07-01, 10:52 PM
NOT JUST FOR SEX ANYMORE
An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor and asked for a
prescription of Viagra. The doctor said, "That's no problem. How many do
you want?"
The man answered, "Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces."
The doctor said, "That won't do you any good."
The elderly gentleman said, "That's all right. I don't need them for
sex anymore as I am over 90 years old. I just want it to stick out
far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."
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I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it.
~Pablo Picasso
An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor and asked for a
prescription of Viagra. The doctor said, "That's no problem. How many do
you want?"
The man answered, "Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces."
The doctor said, "That won't do you any good."
The elderly gentleman said, "That's all right. I don't need them for
sex anymore as I am over 90 years old. I just want it to stick out
far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."
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I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it.
~Pablo Picasso