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Urethane
5-07-01, 10:52 PM
NOT JUST FOR SEX ANYMORE

An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor and asked for a
prescription of Viagra. The doctor said, "That's no problem. How many do
you want?"

The man answered, "Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces."

The doctor said, "That won't do you any good."

The elderly gentleman said, "That's all right. I don't need them for
sex anymore as I am over 90 years old. I just want it to stick out
far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."


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I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it.
~Pablo Picasso

Sarg
5-07-01, 11:38 PM
Hahahahahah!!!

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Sarg

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Iluvthe80s
5-08-01, 12:40 AM
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Silveradocruiser
5-08-01, 04:09 AM
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H@ns (OK, so I AM the bad guy from Die Hard!)

morningmyst
5-08-01, 02:28 PM
There should be a disclaimer at the beginning of that one to put down anything you're drinking! Almost choked on my water! http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//00hahaha.gif That was great!!!

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