Ok girls, this our turn to laugh at men.

How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ONE - He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Why do little boys whine?
Because they are practicing to be men.

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women?
Exchange him.

Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.

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Keep The Faith, These Days And Always ;)
Amy Livin

grrrrrrrrr.....

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LOL, what????

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Amy Livin
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Those are funny..... http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smile.gif


[This message has been edited by Marshall (edited 06-21-2000).]

truth hurts don't it? lol http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/biggrin.gif funny though http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smile.gif

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