Colin and Bob died in a hunting accident. Colin goes to heaven and Bob goes to hell.

One day Colin looks down at Bob in hell. Bob's sittin' there chillin' with a beer in his hand and a blonde on his lap.

Colin gets all pissed off, so he goes to God and says, "What is this? I think I want to go to hell! Just look at my friend down there. He's got a beer in his hand and a blonde on his lap!"

God takes a peek down and says, "Look a little closer. The beer has a hole in the bottom, and the blonde doesn't."


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- Roemello
http://spiffyentertainment.8m.com

Good one! http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smile.gif

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I told that one to a friend of mine while she was driving me and the two guys I put into that joke (Colin & Bob) back to campus from lunch....she cracked up so hard she almost drove off the road...lol. No more jokes in the car from then on...lol http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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- Roemello
http://spiffyentertainment.8m.com

hehe Cool. http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smile.gif Thanks for starting of the forum. I guess Hell isn't all it's cracked up to be. http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smile.gif

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Sal Collaziano

Well, since I'm moderating it, I figured I'd start it up and of course keep it going. I've got plenty mo where that came from http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/biggrin.gif I'll probably throw in a one or two a week...space it out a bit. I run my own joke of the week deal at my site too, so I'm used to this deal http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smile.gif

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- Roemello
http://spiffyentertainment.8m.com

Wow, cool. We have a pro then. http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smile.gif I think the spacing-out sounds like a good idea. In more ways than one. haha

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Sal Collaziano

Yeah, not only do I have experience doing it for my site, but before I made that site I used to send 'em out to friends almost daily. That's about the time I learned that spacing out is a good thing http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smile.gif Jokes get watered down if served too often (don't ask where that came from http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/eek.gif ). Besides all that, I'm a comedic personality in person as well, so I got this covered http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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- Roemello
http://spiffyentertainment.8m.com

Ok, here's an old 80's joke everyone's probably already heard - and it's in quite poor taste if you are a Michael Jackson fan.

Here we go....it's a visual joke and it's just so silly I can't believe I'm telling it.

Take five matches and stick them between your fingers in a closed fist, light only one and hold it up to someone and ask them
"what is this?" to which they will surely answer "I have no idea"........then comes the punchline - "THE JACKSON FIVE!!!!!"
(the burning one representing Michael Jackson
when his hair caught fire during a PEPSI/COKE
comercial shoot.)

Isn't this the most stupid joke you've ever heard??

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Oh no. Don't try this one at home, kids! hehe That was, indeed, a WACKY one! http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/tongue.gif

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Sal Collaziano

http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/biggrin.gif That's pretty good!...lol. I'll have to keep that one in mind http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smile.gif

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- Roemello
http://spiffyentertainment.8m.com

LOL! I dug this up for fun! it's the oldest joke I found! :) LOL

LMAO! :D

Originally posted by Ted Nugent:
<STRONG>LOL! I dug this up for fun! it's the oldest joke I found! :) LOL</STRONG>

Not only is it the oldest, but it's the first joke ever posted on this forum :eek: :p

Originally posted by Roemello:
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Not only is it the oldest, but it's the first joke ever posted on this forum :eek: :p</STRONG>

Very cool! :)

Its a good one Roem!

The Jackson 5 - that is funny - stupid but really funny LOL