1. Pop Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
2. You Were An Accident
3. Strangers Have The Best Candy
4. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
5. Some Kittens Can Fly
6. Getting More Chocolate On Your Face
7. Where Would You Like To Be Buried?
8. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//frown.gif
9. The Attention Deficit Disorder Associations' Book of Wild Animals of North America Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes
10. All Dogs Go To Hell
11. The Kid's Guide To Hitchhiking
12. When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer, They Say God Did It
13. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
14. What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
15. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
16. Bi-Curious George
17. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//frown.gif
18. Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//frown.gif
19. You Are Different and That's Bad
20. Dad's New Wife Timothy
21. Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets
22. The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins and the Vice Squad
23. Babar Meets the Taxidermist
24. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
25. The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
26. Start a Real Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse
27. The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy
28. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
29. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead
30. How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School

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I know what boys like, I know what guys want, I know what boys like, boys like, boys like me...

Where do you find these? Lord, I need a potty break....http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif

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Yeah. And then you woke up!

One of our sales reps brought it in today. I faxed it to my husband at work. And I had to share it with everybody here!! http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//biggrin.gif

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I know what boys like, I know what guys want, I know what boys like, boys like, boys like me...

As always, can't resist adding a few to the list http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//biggrin.gif

*Clifford the Big Dog is Put to Sleep
*Nutritional Benefits of Things from your Nose
*The Tickling Babysitter
*A Pictorial History of Circus Geek Suicides
*Charles Manson Bedtime Stories
*Daddy Loses His Job and Finds the Bottle
*Babar Becomes a Piano
*Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear
*David Duke's World of Imagination
*Teddy: the Elf with the Detached Retina
*Tommy Tune: Boy Choreographer
*Let's Draw Betty and Veronica Without Clothes
*Why Your Moms "Flashlight" Vibrates
*Detours Using Local High Traffic Rail Tracks

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"Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive."

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*Why Your Moms "Flashlight" Vibrates
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My ex-neighbor's son found hers and brought it out to play with on the front lawn!! http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//VIBRATOR.gif Damn I wish I was there to witness it!!



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I know what boys like, I know what guys want, I know what boys like, boys like, boys like me...

How about these titles:

-"The Junior Adventurer's Guide to Littleton, Colorado"
-"They Kill Kids Like You"
-"Clifford's Enema"
-"A List Of Fun Things To Do At Plato's Retreat"
-"Rosie O'Donnell Meets Ted Nugent"
-"The 'Full Metal Jacket' Big Book Of Words And Sentences"

I know, simple and dark, but I'm kind of like that, anywayhttp://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//wink.gif

Here's one more:

-"Curious George Goes To Bellevue"

Sincerely,

John "outofplacechild" Kilduff

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"If you don't give up and don't give in, you may just be okay"-Mike And The Mechanics

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Pebbles42:
My ex-neighbor's son found hers and brought it out to play with on the front lawn!! http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//VIBRATOR.gif Damn I wish I was there to witness it!!

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Reminds me of that movie Parenthood...The whole family is there... brothers, sisters, aunts uncles cousins and even Grandma. Lights go out. Gill goes to find a flashlight, turns it on just as the lights go back on! I die laughing every time I see it!!!!!http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//00hahaha.gif



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Those are all great. Will keep me laughing for a while. http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//smile.gif

Jazzmyn http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//witchbroom.gif http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//vampire.gif

rotflmao

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Blame It On The Love Of Rock And Roll"
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Originally posted by Roemello
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<STRONG>As always, can't resist adding a few to the list http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//biggrin.gif
*Nutritional Benefits of Things from your Nose
*Charles Manson Bedtime Stories
*Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear
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Oh man, lolrotf, this is funny as hell!

And some more:
Uncle Hitler's Trip to Poland
Lunch with Dahmer
The A B C's of S&M
Yes Virginia,I did Kill Santa Claus
The Mailman is your Daddy
Fun with Vomit
The Pokey Little Puppy get's Fixed
The Big Pop-up Book of Exicutions
The Clowns are Coming to Eat You

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8. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

OUCH! :laugh:

Originally posted by Pebbles42
2. You Were An Accident
9. The Attention Deficit Disorder Associations' Book of Wild Animals of North America Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes
20. Dad's New Wife Timothy
27. The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy
30. How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School


These were my favorites!! Hilarious! :laugh: :lol:

Strangers Have the Best Candy.
The Little Sissy Who Snitched.
Some Kittens Can Fly!
Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her.
The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!
The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking.
Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?'
Bi-Curious George.
You Are Different and That's Bad.
Dad's New Wife Timothy.
Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games.
Testing Homemade Parachutes With Nothing At All But Your Household Pets.
The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables.
Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse.
The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy.
Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will.
Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear.

If you could add to the list that would be great!

Originally posted by irisheyes

You Are Different and That's Bad.

Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games.

Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will.


:laugh::lol::laugh:

The REAL origins of Santa Claus!

plastic bags can be fun

Gas fires: How to play with them!

The Treasures In Your Nose
Oatmeal Is Good For Shoes
The Mailman Is Your Daddy
While Your Sister Sleeps: Learn How To Cut Hair

These would be a series:
How Many Pennies Can You Swallow?
How Many Beans Can You Stick Up Your Nose?
How Many CDs Can You Put In The Dryer?
How Many People Can You Call On The Phone?
How Many Of Daddy's Magazines Can You Find Under The Bed?

Special Words To Learn: Can You Spell F*CK?
Ciggy The Cigarette Lighter
Let's Drive Mommy's Car!
Bad Kids Wet The Bed
Treasure Hunt: Find The Funny Cigarettes In You Brother's Room
Crafts For A Rainy Day: Poke Holes In Daddy's Funny Wrapped Up Balloons
The Magical Potty World: When Winnie the Pooh and MatchBox Go Exploring
The Evil Potty Monsters
Mommy Loves Sister More Than She Loves You
Pretty Pretty Glowing Candles
Go Ahead, Put It In The Dishwasher!
All The Little Treasures: What Can You Fit In Mommy's Purse When You Go Shopping?
SCREAM!
Pretty Pills That Look Like A Clock: What You Can Make With Mommy's Lady Pills
School Is SCARY!

You forgot the classic:

Daddy Drinks because you cry too much

"All Dogs go to Hell"

"Daddy Drinks because you cry"

"Grandpa Gets a Casket"

"The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator"

"Your going to Die!-Guide to the first day of school"

"God Hates You"

"40 Whacks: Counting With Lizzie"

"The Big Little Book of Necrophelia"

"Joe Camel and The Magic Cancer Stick"

"When Mommy Leaves Daddy, And What You Did to Cause It"

"Furious George Delivers the Mail"

"Grandma's going to eat you."

Guys those are too good..... roflmfao

:lol: Those were all pretty good :lol:

The ASK MOMMY Series:

Do Angels Have Pubic Hair?
Why Did Daddy Kiss My New Uncle?
What's An Orgasm?
Why Does Daddy Call You A Frigid?

The Learning To Hate Series

Hippies
Commies
Queers
Whitie...

The Learning to Love Series

Cigarettes
Beer
Laxatives
Sleeping Pills

Are You There Margaret? It's Me, Satan
Do What The Nice Priest Says

The Secrets Are Bad Series

Mommy Sold Daddy's Bandsaw
Daddy Has A Girlfriend
I Have Nipples!

God Wants You To Burp In Church
Nobody Poops But You
Life's Gonna Suck When You Grow Up (by Denis Leary)
What's Under The Pony's Tail?
Pat The Bunny, You Dirty Little Boy


Exploring Careers Series

Crack Whore
Gigolo
Meth Lab Lookout
Pantywaist

Thanks for the laughs you guys!!! :lol::laugh::lol:

:lol::laugh::lol: OMG, these are absolutely hilarious! I love the 'series' breakdown, BrandyBlue. :lol::thumb:

Mayonnaise Makes Everything Shiny!
Find The Cookies In The Garbage Disposer


Parents Aren't Always Right Series:

If Mommy Loved You, She'd Buy You What You Want
Daddy Doesn't REALLY Mean "No"
Nothing Bad Will Happen If You Run In Street
It's Good To Jump On The Furniture
You Should ALWAYS Talk To Strangers
It Won't Hurt If You Touch The Stove
Computers LOVE Maple Syrup
The Phone IS A Toy
Money Does Grow On Trees
We ARE Heating The Whole Outdoors

Now refer to my childless by choice thread--does anyone REALLY think I should be a parent NOW?

dont forget the childerns classic"Rumple-Foreskin"