Top Ten Times in history when using the "f" word was appropriate:

10) "What the F*** was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima in 1945

9) "Where did all these F***ING Indians come from?" - Custer

8) "Any F***ING idiot could understand that." - Einstein

7) "It does SO F***ING look like her!" - Picasso

6) "How the F*** did you work that out?" - Pythagoras

5) "You want WHAT on the F***ING ceiling?" - Michaelangelo

4) "I don't suppose it's gonna F***ING rain." - Joan of Arc

3) "Scattered F***ING showers... my ass!" - Noah

2) "I need this parade like I need a F***ING hole in my head!" -
J.F.K.

1) "Who the F*** is going to know?" - Bill Clinton


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Yeah...those are all the famous quotes the historians and teachers'll never tell ya, but we know it happened that way...lol :p

LOL! :D How about this one:
"No chance! He can't even ****ing act!" (Jimmy Carter, 1980) :D

Originally posted by Silveradocruiser:
<STRONG>LOL! :D How about this one:
"No chance! He can't even ****ing act!" (Jimmy Carter, 1980) :D</STRONG>

LMAO! :D

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My reaction after reading the JFK one! :eek:

They were funny, though! ;)

Originally posted by Silveradocruiser:
<STRONG>LOL! :D How about this one:
"No chance! He can't even ****ing act!" (Jimmy Carter, 1980) :D</STRONG>

Good one Silver...LOL :D

*Hands topcat a towel* :)

Great list! LOL :D

History is such a fine thing to learn, isn't it!?
LOL :D

OMG! That's the funniest F'n thing I've heard in ages! I am sooo sending this to all my friends.

Originally posted by VioletFoxx:
<STRONG>OMG! That's the funniest F'n thing I've heard in ages! </STRONG>

She's right, that was pretty funny
:p

That was great, especially Noah and the scattered showers, LOL!

What the F*** does F***ing stand for????? ;)

Great list, Sal. *jen wonders if her students would remember History if she shows this list* LOL

:laugh: Good one Bud! :D

:laugh:
Very funny indeed :p

those were hilarious!!

I think I heard this one.

:lol :lol:

That was funny.

There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word
has been considered acceptable for use, as follows:


11. "Where the @#$% is all that water coming from?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of the RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the @#$% was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?
- George Armstrong Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -- Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" -- Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" -- Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on that @#$%ing ceiling?" -- Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?" -- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers....my ass!" -- Noah, 6314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1999

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad!"
>-- Saddam Hussein, 2003