My friend sent this to me today:

1. How Do You Catch A Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch A Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
3. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
4. What Do Fish Say When They Hit A Concrete Wall?
Dam!
5. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice Too Long?
Polaroids
6. What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn't Work?
A Stick.
7. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.
8. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
9. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko.
10. What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.
11. What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman With A Vampire?
Frostbite.
12. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.
13. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.
14. Where Do You Find A Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.
15. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.
16. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.
17. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.
18. What Is The Difference Between A Harley And A Hoover?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
19. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat
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Nacho Cheese!http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//00hahaha.gif That one always cracks me up!

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Subtle humor...gotta love it! http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//00hahaha.gif

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The unique rabbit one was a favorite of mine growing up!! http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif

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youknow who are morons? do re la so fa ti do.What about mi? I forgot about you! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

Those were great! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Where did you find those cocconauts? We found them. How they arent native here. They could have been carried here by a Swallow.no no they couldnt be. a 5 once bird cant carry a one pund coconaut. Soupse it was an african swallow. AH yes that could work. But they arent migrotory. oh yeah. <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

How do you know Ronald McDonald at a nudest colony. He's the one with sesame seeds on his buns. What do Yoko Ono and Ethiopians (trying not to offend anyone) have in common? They both live off dead Beetles.