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morningmyst 4-17-01, 01:52 PM HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:
Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her......
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
Show up naked.
....with beer! http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//00hahaha.gif
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Roemello 4-17-01, 05:08 PM You know that's right! j/k http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif
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Iluvthe80s 11-25-01, 10:37 PM Originally posted by morningmyst:
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HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
Show up naked.
....with beer! http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//00hahaha.gif
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Sounds about right! :D LOL
Ted Nugent 11-25-01, 10:38 PM Originally posted by Iluvthe80s:
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Sounds about right! :D LOL</STRONG>
Why do I feel like I'm being watched? LOL
Iluvthe80s 11-25-01, 10:46 PM Originally posted by Ted Nugent:
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Why do I feel like I'm being watched? LOL</STRONG>
Your not, I just had not read these before.
Ted Nugent 11-25-01, 10:48 PM Originally posted by Iluvthe80s:
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Your not, I just had not read these before.</STRONG>
:D I was cracking up. Thinking somones watchin' me. lol
Roemello 11-26-01, 02:02 AM Old jokes being brought back from the dead! Very nice :D
Thats for resurrecting this one. :) I have been putting way too much effort into this relationship - retreat get beer start over LOL
Silveradocruiser 11-26-01, 08:15 AM LOL! That works for me, I'd even settle for a Coke! :D
Therrall 12-21-01, 02:29 AM I just thought I'd post a few jokes that I've had stored on my PC, if you've already read these than just ignore them, if not then enjoy.
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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:
Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her....
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
Show up naked.
.... with Beer
Hmmmmm. I am studying this one very carefully!
Let's impress each other Therrall!!! :D
Great post! LOL
LOL!! Ther, that is sooo true! Naked, beer, and fried chicken and they think it's a holiday. LOL
Iluvthe80s 12-22-01, 01:45 AM That is the truth, Val! :D
Roemello 12-22-01, 07:58 PM I can do without the beer thank you very much...but the show up nakey part...hell yeah!! lol :D
Compliment her,
respect her,
honor her,
cuddle her,
kiss her, caress her,
love her, stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hold her,
hug her,
spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
buy things for her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her.
How to impress a man:
Show up naked.
Bring beer.
:laugh: It's the simple things in life that keep us men happy! :p
Yeah the truth hurts, don't it? :)
:lol: That's true!! :lol:
Roemello 2-10-02, 10:53 PM I don't even need the beer....just having the lady show up naked is enough for me :D:D
Originally posted by Roemello
I don't even need the beer....just having the lady show up naked is enough for me :D:D
This is true Roem! ;) :thumb:
Westend Girl 2-11-02, 09:25 AM Originally posted by Roemello
I don't even need the beer....just having the lady show up naked is enough for me :D:D
That can be arranged. :D
Roemello 2-11-02, 09:31 AM :eek: Oh good goddess!! I'm impressed! I'm impressed! *faints with a big grin* :lol: ;)
I don't need much to get impressed
just a hard rock man with a six pack. That is all I need!!:lol:
Originally posted by Milani
I don't need much to get impressed
just a hard rock man with a six pack. That is all I need!!:lol:
Hmmm, are we talking Abs.. or Budweiser? :p
Canadian80s 4-30-04, 11:20 AM How To Impress A Woman...
* Wine her,
* Dine her,
* Call her,
* Hug her,
* Support her,
* Hold her,
* Surprise her,
* Compliment her,
* Smile at her,
* Listen to her,
* Laugh with her,
* Cry with her,
* Romance her,
* Encourage her,
* Believe in her,
* Pray with her,
* Pray for her,
* Cuddle with her,
* Shop with her,
* Give her jeweler,
* Buy her flowers,
* Hold her hand,
* Write love letters to her,
* Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.
How to impress a man...
* Show up naked ... Bring chicken wings & cold beer... Don't block the TV.
C80's
SouthernImage 4-30-04, 12:32 PM :clap: :yesnod:
Sonny Crockett 4-30-04, 12:32 PM Ain't it the truth , brother !..
:lol:
Slayergrrl 4-30-04, 12:36 PM :clap: I like chicken wings and cold beer too! :lol::laugh::lol:
:clap: :thumb: I know I like cold beer too!!!
No Arguments here!! Naked and beer work for me!
You see, us guys are easy to please. You women should be happy, You don't have to spend money on clothes, and a 12 pack of Coors light will only set you back 10 bucks!
Whoooooo-Hoooooooo!!!!
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