View Full Version : The Man's Pride Poem
Roemello 4-09-01, 02:31 AM I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.
I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese.
I don't bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts.
I can get where I want to - north, south, east or west.
I don't get wasted after only 2 beers,
and when I do drink I don't end up in tears.
I won't spend hours deciding what to wear.
I spend 5 minutes max fixing my hair.
And I don't go around checking my reflection
in everything shiny from every direction.
I don't whine in public and make us leave early, and
when you ask why get all bitter and surly.
I'm glad I'm a man, I'm so glad I could sing.
I don't have to sit around waiting for that ring.
I don't gossip about friends or stab them in the back.
I don't carry our differences into the sack.
I'll never go psycho and threaten to kill you
or think every guy out there's trying to steal you.
I'm rational, reasonable, and logical too.
I know what the time is and I know what to do.
And I honestly think its a privilege for me
to have these two balls and stand when I pee.
I live to watch sports and play all sorts of ball.
It's more fun than dealing with women after all.
I won't cry if you say it's not going to work.
I won't remain bitter and call you a jerk.
Feel free to use me for immediate pleasure.
I won't assume it's permanent by any measure.
Yes, I'm so very glad I'm a man, you see.
I'm glad I'm not capable of child delivery.
I don't get all bitchy every 28 days.
I'm glad that my gender gets me a much bigger raise.
I'm a man by chance and I'm thankful it's true.
I'm so glad I'm a man and not a woman like you!
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<FONT face="Times New Roman"><FONT size="4">- Roemello</FONT s></FONT f>
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"Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive."
Hmmm. Got any hate mail yet because of this one? http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//biggrin.gif
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If I'm here and your here doesn't that make it our time?
Roemello 4-11-01, 12:32 PM Nope...it's just a joke, not my personal opinion http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//smile.gif All the lovely femme's of the board know that http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//biggrin.gif
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<FONT face="Times New Roman"><FONT size="4">- Roemello</FONT s></FONT f>
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"Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive."
morningmyst 4-11-01, 02:21 PM Yeah, Roemy.....we know you wouldn't offend all of us ladies. that'd be a BIG mistake, huh? http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif
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~Dawn
Tydestra 4-11-01, 05:15 PM Hmmm, yeah I don't Romey would want to deal with the women of the board, would you Romey? http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif
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Roemello 4-11-01, 05:41 PM I'll deal with ya...http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif Ok, that was naughty http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//DEVIL2.gif
I'd never offend any of ya though..not my style http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//wink.gif
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<FONT face="Times New Roman"><FONT size="4">- Roemello</FONT s></FONT f>
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"Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive."
Tydestra 4-11-01, 05:50 PM Okay, I saw that one coming around the corner. http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//witchbroom.gif
Fine, I take it back, say you can handle us, but not all of us at the same time.
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Life's a journey, not a destination, but I've lost the map for this world.
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morningmyst 4-11-01, 07:21 PM But, I"m sure he'd like to try! http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//wink.gif
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~Dawn
Roemello 4-12-01, 01:16 AM Hmmm......weeeeeell http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif Yeah, I'd definitely make an attempt. I think 3 would be my absolute limit though http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//DEVIL2.gif....good grief...what am I insane?! Better make that two http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif
I knew you'd catch that one Ty...and I know you knew I knew that I'd know you'd catch that one...ya know? http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//tongue.gif
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<FONT face="Times New Roman"><FONT size="4">- Roemello</FONT s></FONT f>
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http://spiffyentertainment.8m.com
http://roemello.80sxchange.com
"Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive."
Tydestra 4-19-01, 09:04 PM Little or small, very few things escape my grasp! http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//eek3.gif
I just couldn't help it... http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//DEVIL2.gif
Hmmm, is there like a nobel prize for best useage of the english language to make a double headed message!
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Life's a journey, not a destination, but I've lost the map for this world.
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Roemello 4-20-01, 02:04 AM If there is, it's all mine! http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif
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<FONT face="Times New Roman"><FONT size="4">- Roemello</FONT s></FONT f>
http://spiffyentertainment.8m.com
http://roemello.80sxchange.com
"Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive."
Tydestra 4-26-01, 05:45 PM No, its all mine! http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//tongue.gif http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif
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Life's a journey, not a destination, but I've lost the map for this world.
<A HREF="http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/GLAMisBACK" TARGET=_blank><u>~*~GLAMisBACK~*</u></A>
<A HREF="http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/PoisonPalace" TARGET=_blank><u>~*~PoisonPalace~*</u></A>
You're glad you're a man
Yes, that may be true,
But if your lady sees the poem
Those balls will be blue!
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You'd like to think so, wouldn't you?
Roemello 4-27-01, 04:05 AM Ouch! http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//tongue.gif
Well, I have no plans on reciting this, so I'll keep myself safe http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif
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<FONT face="Times New Roman"><FONT size="4">- Roemello</FONT s></FONT f>
http://spiffyentertainment.8m.com
http://roemello.80sxchange.com
"Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive."
Tydestra 4-27-01, 02:49 PM http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif
Brilliant, simply brilliant!
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Life's a journey, not a destination, but I've lost the map for this world.
<A HREF="http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/GLAMisBACK" TARGET=_blank><u>~*~GLAMisBACK~*</u></A>
<A HREF="http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/PoisonPalace" TARGET=_blank><u>~*~PoisonPalace~*</u></A>
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