View Full Version : The Woman's Pride Poem


Roemello
4-09-01, 02:29 AM
I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am.
I don't live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam.
I don't brag to my buddies about my erections.
I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions.

I don't get wasted at parties, and act like a clown.
And I know how to put that damned toilet seat down!
I won't grab your hooters, I won't pinch your butt.
My belt buckle's not hidden beneath my beer gut.

And I don't go around "readjusting" my crotch,
or yell like Tarzan when my headboard gets a notch.
I don't belch in public, I don't scratch my behind.
I'm a woman you see-I'm just not that kind!

I'm glad I'm a woman, I'm so glad I could sing.
I don't have body hair like shag carpeting.
It doesn't grow from my ears or cover my back.
When I lean over you can't see 3 inches of crack.
And what's on my head doesn't leave with my comb.
I'll never buy a toupee to cover my dome.

Or have a few hairs pulled from over the side.
I'm a woman, you know-I've got far too much pride!
And I honestly think its a privilege for me,
to have these two boobs and sit down when I pee.
I don't live to play golf and shoot basketball.
I don't swagger and spit like a Neanderthal.

I won't tell you my wife just does not understand,
or stick my hand in my pocket to hide that gold band.
Or tell you a story to make you sigh and weep,
then screw you, roll over and fall sound asleep!
Yes, I'm so very glad I'm a woman, you see.
Forget all about that old penis envy.

I don't long for male bonding, I don't cruise for chicks.
Join the Hair Club For Men, or think with my dick.
I'm a woman by chance and I'm thankful, it's true.
I'm so glad I'm a woman and not a man like you!

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morningmyst
4-09-01, 05:35 PM
I've heard these 2 before. Still gets a http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//smile.gif out of me each and every time! I mean, how accurate can it be?

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Shakey
4-11-01, 05:44 AM
http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif Hmmm. You know! There may be a grain of truth in that little poem. http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//biggrin.gif

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Tydestra
4-11-01, 05:12 PM
Try a whole bag full of grains! http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif

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