A teacher asks her class to each tell her what their fathers do for a living.

Little Mary raises her hand first and says "My dad's a lawyer for the government. He puts bad guys in jail."

Little Jack goes next, "My dad's a doctor. He makes sick people better."

All the kids in the class take their turn except lilttle Walter. The teacher asks him, "What does your father do, Walter?"

Walter replies, "My dad's dead teacher."

"I'm so sorry to hear that," the teacher says. "Then what did he do before he died?"

"He turned blue and shit on the living room carpet," replied Walter.

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That's just nasty! http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//yucky.gif http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif

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Oooh! That joke is just EVIL..

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<FONT COLOR="#6699cc" SIZE="1" FACE="Verdana, Arial">This message has been edited by Tydestra on 03-29-2001 at 05:21 PM</font>

I can believe you Ty! But know this...I know one joke that is SO sick, I will never tell it on this board. When it was told to me...even I cringed!

Funny thing on Opie & Anthony today. They had on Pete Best, the original drummer for the Beatles who was replaced with Ringo right before they became huge. Well...they're talking and suddenly Opie says "I'm amazed you haven't taken your own life yet." I almost drove off the road!

I got some nasty ones in the old bag of tricks too....nothing I normally share, but it fits the topic http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//tongue.gif These are pretty tame...I too have a lot worse http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//VIBRATOR.gif

An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York building, when a young and beautiful women gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce. Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying,"Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce. About three floors later the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over and farts and says "Broccoli 49 cents a pound."

or perhaps this one....

An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After lying in bed for a few minutes the old man cuts a fart and says, "Seven points."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"

"Touchdown. I'm ahead 7 to nothing."

A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score."


After about ten minutes the old man farts again and says, "Touchdown! I'm ahead 14 to 7."

Now starting to get into it, the wife quickly farts again and says "Touchdown, tie score."

He can't fart! So, not to be outdone by his wife, he gives it everything he has, trying for one more fart. Straining real hard, the old man shits in the bed.

The wife asks, "What in the hell was that?"

The old man replies, "Half-time . . . switch sides."

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The football one was good, Roemello.

Yeah! I know some that I could tell, but being as this is a Decent forum, I won't post them here. They are nasty bad!!! http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//yucky.gif

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LOL They all were nasty and funny. :)