laugh at this dude! (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=817&ncid=757&e=10&u=/ap/20040127/ap_on_fe_st/jail_break)

CHARLESTON, W.Va. - Instead of going over the wall, an inmate at South Central Regional Jail tried to go through it — without much luck.



Robert Anthony Hill was trapped for about four hours in a 6-inch wide, 3-feet high window after getting stuck about 1:30 p.m. Monday, said Steve Canterbury, director of the state Regional Jail and Correctional Facility Authority.



The 5-foot-10, 165-pound Kanawha County man had worked a metal shelf off the wall in his cell and then used the shelf to break the window at the jail in Charleston, Canterbury said.



Hill, 25, had taken off his shirt and greased his upper body with soap, Canterbury said. The inmate managed to get his head and one shoulder through before his ribs became wedged in a diagonal position.



Not only was the window too small, but even if Hill had managed to get through it, he would have had to jump from the second floor into an open field that is constantly monitored by guards and surrounded by a fence.



The inmate was freed at 4:45 p.m. Monday and taken to a local hospital. Canterbury said the inmate's injuries were not life-threatening.

"It's nothing that won't heal," Canterbury said. "Obviously, we won't be able to heal his lack of judgment, but we'll be able to heal his wounds."

What an idiot. :lol: :lol: