i know this is a bit mean but here is a death test to show when you will be likely to live for

http://test3.thespark.com/deathtest/

Not really mean.... I don't think anyone takes these things seriously... all in fun :) Here's mine:

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

December 10, 2064
at the age of 87 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (27%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Alien Abduction (14%)
Loneliness (8%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Horrible Accident (6%)

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

August 23, 2046
at the age of 78 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (24%)
Heart Attack (24%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Loneliness (6%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Auto Fellatio (6%)

Well that was interesting! :D

My results are:

June 27, 2050
at the age of 78 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (30%)
Homicide (16%) :eek:
Alcoholism (8%)



Okay, what was with the question about "hairy nipples"? :lol: :ill:

OCT. 25. 2029 at the age of 67

...lovely...I have 26 years to live :)

December 6, 2039
at the age of 69 years old.
Cancer (14%)
Suicide (13%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Drowning (10%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Homicide (7%)


:lol:

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


February 26, 2054
at the age of 84 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (26%)
Heart Attack (22%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Suicide (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.

August 29, 2054
at the age of 84 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (27%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Homicide (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


February 13, 2024
at the age of 49 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (32%)
Heart Attack (30%)
Homicide (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)


Wow, I only have 20 years to live

Originally posted by Brand1974

Wow, I only have 20 years to live

Just be glad you dont have to worry about passing away from auto fellatio, like I do!

I will be passing away at 49 too--guess I'd better start to wrap stuff up!

March 22, 2039
at the age of 70 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (22%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Electrolysis (11%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Homicide (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


May 14, 2064
at the age of 91 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (27%)
Cancer (27%)
Homicide (10%)
Suicide (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Drowning (5%)

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


May 8, 2038
at the age of 62 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (27%)
Horrible Accident (15%)
Homicide (11%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Drowning (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.

it was nice knowing you all


October 1, 2031
at the age of 66 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (26%)
Auto-Fellatio (17%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Suicide (11%)
Alien Abduction (8%)

Originally posted by Jasper


Just be glad you dont have to worry about passing away from auto fellatio, like I do!

Be happy yours is only 5% as compared to Cal's 17%

Here's mine:

January 29, 2056
at the age of 87 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (31%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Loneliness (7%)
Suicide (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

Kick ass! I've got 52 more years to go. I should celebrate and go out and find some of those that answered 'yes' to team sex!!! :D

January 20, 2017
at the age of 45 years old.

WOW !!!!!!

Only a few more years to go!! I better live it up :lol:

November 27, 2053 at the tender age of 73 :)

Heart attack (24%)
Cancer (23%)
Alien abduction (10%)
Homicide (7%)
Horrible accident (6%)

Never happen! Ain't no way I'll make it that long... :irked:

October 14, 2022
at the age of 55 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (32%)
Alien Abduction (16%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Homicide (9%)
Auto-Fellatio (7%)
Suicide (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


August 19, 2041
at the age of 67 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Homicide (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Drowning (5%)

July 17, 2045
at the age of 69 years old

Welp, I guess I'm halfway done now.

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


January 27, 2039
at the age of 70 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (23%)
Electrolysis (15%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Homicide (7%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)

"Auto-Fellatio"!!!!http://websmileys.bei.t-online.de/lachen70.gif

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

July 15, 2034
at the age of 64 years old. :bigeek:

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (35%)
Drowning (12%)
Homicide (12%)
A Broken Heart (6%) :lol:

Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on July 15, 2034, as you slip silently into the night.

"Auto-Fellatio"!!!!http://websmileys.bei.t-online.de/lachen70.gif
.
Hmmmm....hope that means while I'M driving! :lol:

mine is:

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

December 4, 2035
at the age of 73 years old. (wow, that's about 15 years older than I expect!)

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (37%) (tell me something I DON'T know already!)
Heart Attack (22%)
Homicide (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%) ( :laugh::lol::laugh: Silly test....don't they know that I'M the alien???)

September 22, 2058
at the age of 76 years old.
:lol: I'm gonna out live you all :lol:

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (29%)
Alien Abduction (14%)
Homicide (11%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (6%)

I've tried to take this test several times and it's not working for me.:(