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Caligula
9-27-03, 11:14 PM
Yep as part of my bonus, my lovely company has decided I have to take a credit a semester to get my MBA.. I told them I was too old .... they didn't care.

So after almost 15 years I walk back into school, and on the first day manage to screw up. Usually it takes me a few classes to find out which fellow student I hate... not this time, within 5 minutes I had zero'd in on one bitch that I wanted to strangle... loud , obnoxious, continually asking questions and making comments that had no relevence to the course material.

So I'm sitting at my desk, bored out of my mind, and I start doodling a picture of the student I hate sitting in her chair with a 10,000 pound weight falling on her head and then like an idiot I pass it in with the other papers I had to submit at the end of the night... I probably could have got away with it, but I named her picture.

When the professor saw it, he didn't say anything, just crumpled it up , threw it in the garbage and gave me the look that says "your getting an F"

Glenn Gulia
9-28-03, 12:00 AM
1 credit a semester ain't to bad. Do you go 1 night a week or 2? How many credits short of a masters are you? Are there any hotties in your class? :lol:

TopCat
9-28-03, 08:21 AM
Cal, your life is like a sitcom. :lol:

If you are a cosmetologist you have to take classes to keep up your license. So far I don't have to..being that I am a barber. :thumb:

Seems like a lot of professionals are having to take courses to keep updated. It can be a good thing, unless you have to pay for this out of your own pocket.

RetroMan
9-28-03, 10:55 AM
ah don't worry Cal, the Prof was probably wishing the same thing deep down too :thumb: I had to laugh though, how you 'named' the picture that was a bad move huh? :lol: he he, sorry

Hey don't they have a nice student bar on campus? that could be one good bonus!

ValJ
9-28-03, 10:10 PM
I know her! Everyone wants to slug her, believe me. :rolleyes: She's the same bitch who claims she can't do business math like the rest of us, she has to do it as algebra, because she had 3 years of algebra, and algebra is much more complex, and can you teach it to everyone the algebra way instead? :rolleyes: Yeah, and we'll change all the courses to suit you and your social life, Princess.

Roemello
9-28-03, 11:26 PM
Oh man.... I remember we had a chick like that in Financial Management... it got to the point where damn near the entire class complained to the professor about it :lol: Every time she'd talk, you could sometimes here a faint whisper of "shut the hell up" in the background :lol:

As for passing in your doodle.... :laugh::lol::laugh: That's priceless...

Recker
9-28-03, 11:36 PM
Good on ya Cal! :lol:

Prefab Sprouter
9-29-03, 04:02 AM
Much Respect to the Calster!!!! :) Best of luck in College mate!

Greenway88
9-29-03, 08:07 AM
Cal, best luck in college. Lay off the "One Crazy Summer" cartooning and you'll be fine (but if you do continue, be sure to include some fuzzy bunnies in your pictures).

sketcher
9-29-03, 09:07 AM
I had a fellow student like that. So annoying. My sympathies are with you. Next time don't hand in the drawing-- scan it and show it to us! :) It sounded really funny. Hope you can draw another one!