Pagan
9-15-03, 03:25 PM
You know you're getting older when.....
You realize that your Saturday Night Fever has been replaced by Saturday Night hot flashes.
Your stuff strutted off without you
As a woman, you know you can have the body of a 21-year-old... as long as you buy him a few drinks first.
Your memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, your memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
The best way to prevent sagging is to eat till the wrinkles fill out.
You've still got it, but nobody wants to see it.
You get into swing dancing. Not on purpose. Some parts of your body are just prone to swinging.
You start making the same noises as your coffeemaker.
You've reached your sexpiration date.
People your age can still enjoy an active, passionate sex life! (Provided you get cable or that dish thingy.)
Guys still look at your boobs. The bad news is they have to squat down first.
You begin to realize that about half the stuff in your shopping cart says, "For fast relief."
You don't waste your time trying to find a suitable exercise video for people your age...they haven't made one called "Buns of Putty."
You don't refer to it as getting hot flashes. You refer to it as your inner child playing with matches.
Don't let aging get you down...It's too hard to get back up!
You realize that your Saturday Night Fever has been replaced by Saturday Night hot flashes.
Your stuff strutted off without you
As a woman, you know you can have the body of a 21-year-old... as long as you buy him a few drinks first.
Your memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, your memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
The best way to prevent sagging is to eat till the wrinkles fill out.
You've still got it, but nobody wants to see it.
You get into swing dancing. Not on purpose. Some parts of your body are just prone to swinging.
You start making the same noises as your coffeemaker.
You've reached your sexpiration date.
People your age can still enjoy an active, passionate sex life! (Provided you get cable or that dish thingy.)
Guys still look at your boobs. The bad news is they have to squat down first.
You begin to realize that about half the stuff in your shopping cart says, "For fast relief."
You don't waste your time trying to find a suitable exercise video for people your age...they haven't made one called "Buns of Putty."
You don't refer to it as getting hot flashes. You refer to it as your inner child playing with matches.
Don't let aging get you down...It's too hard to get back up!