One day a guy walked into a pet store to buy a parrot. He found one that he liked and went up to the counter to buy it. The store clerk saw which parrot he had picked out and said, ''That parrot repeats everything he hears.''

''That's alright,'' the man replied.

So the man bought the parrot and left the store.

As he was walking down the street, he saw a cop chasing a robber.

The cop hollered to his partner, ''Shoot him down, shoot him down!''

Then the parrot squawked back, ''Shoot him down, shoot him down!''

They kept walking and found a man who was trying to pry his car off the ground with a crowbar because his wheels had been stolen.

The man said, ''Pop it up, pop it up!''

The parrot squawked back, ''Pop it up, pop it up!''

They kept on walking to a carnival. A guy at a gamestand yelled, ''Hit a big one, win a prize!''

The parrot squawked back, ''Hit a big one, win a prize!''

Finally they made their way into a church and sat down. The minister was in the middle of the sermon.

''The Lord is above us.'' preaches the minister

The parrot squawks, ''Shoot him down, shoot him down!''

The minister continues, ''The devil is below us.''

The parrot squawks, ''Pop it up, pop it up!''

With this, the minister got angry and threw a bible at the parrot. The parrot ducked and the bible hit a large woman behind him.

The parrot squawks,'' Hit a big one, win a prize!''

:lol: I don't know who'd take a parrot to church, but hey...:lol:

OMG, I needed this today. Great one, Roemy. :)