O.K here goes, this is gonna sound a bit of a mad story, but i'll try my best!
Basically my landlady is a very attractive lady in her early 40's and i am one of her tennants in a property she owns.
I pay £100 per week for the place i live in (payed monthly), - which is obviously £400 per month.
She is not married and has made no secret of the fact that she fancies me very much and has asked me out on numerous occasions in the past, i have said no coz i simply have not thought it appropiate coz of who she is etc...and even more so now coz i have recently started seeing someone who i like very much and i'm not into cheating etc...
I have told my landlady this, but she is still persisting that she wants me etc...
Now she has basically said to me that if i give her what she wants (if you know what i mean!!!!!) she will let me live there rent free! NO KIDDING!!
She even turned up the other day with a female friend of hers and offered me the both of them (again if you know what i mean!)
I really am so confused, what do i do?

and you want to leave England?


I'd go for it, your saving alot of money, your girlfriend shouldn't be upset as it's a financial decision and not based on emotion (you still may not want to tell her).

If you still feel guilty about it, then donate a bit of the money your saving to Greenpeace or one of those feed the children in Africa commercials.

Thats a lot of money you can save up :)



**** I'm editting this to let you know I was only joking, I'm not that big of a pig, yes it is wrong , no matter what the reason for it :)

I forgot to add the reason this all started!
Basically from when i first moved in she made no secret of the fact that she fancied me etc...but i just took it as a joke/light hearted sort of thing and did'nt think much of it afterwards!
Then one day i was about to get a shower when she suddenly walked in the shower/toilet room thinking no one was in there (i had'nt locked the door properley by mistake apparently??)
She claims she got the BIGGEST shock of her life (if you know what i mean!!!) and since then she has really wanted me etc...

But at the end of the day Caligula, it is still cheating - which ever way you look at it!
I would'nt like someone cheating on me so i tend not to try & do it myself!
But with the sort of offers i'm getting offered by her - i.e, the rent free and her and friend etc....what the heck do i do???
I guess move out would be the obvious solution! - but the place i'm in really is a nice place and it would be a real shame in that respect!

Tony,

Get out of there, man! Sounds to me like she's a bit of a bunny boiler, and if things go sour you're out of there anyway!

You do the right thing. What good is that money if you feel like schitt about yourself? How would you feel if someone cheated on you?

I have to disagree with Cal here. If it were truly just an issue of finance, you would be able to tell your girlfriend. If you can't tell her about it, there is obviously something wrong with it, or there wouldn't be an issue.

What happens when later on your landlady gets sick of you? Does she find some reason to evict you? Does she double the rent? Does she threaten to tell lies about you to your boss so that you are fired?

This is something that is 100% guaranteed to backfire on you at one time or another.

Retain your honor here and don't do it--it's the right thing to do, and the manly thing to do.

That would be called sexual harrassment around here - - she's basically asking you to trade sex for favorable treatment. Start logging all this and looking for a new place to live. If she tries giving you a bad reference so you won't move out, tell her you have a log of her behavior and will be contacting an attorney if she doesn't let you leave peacefully.

Tell your girlfriend what's going on NOW, this way she'll know what's up if your landlady gives her some false information about your relationship.

Wouldn't that be prostitution?

I agree that it is a form of prostitution AND it is sexual harrassment. It could also be borderline bribery as well, if you wanted to get technical about it.

IMO, I think you should tell your girlfriend just in case there are some alterior motives involved. Plus, as long as you are not planning on cheating on her, you should be honest with her. As far as the landlady is concerned, if she tries to evict you or cause trouble because you didn't take her up on her "offer", contact your local authorities and provide evidence of what has happened. This thread is dated as well as the posts made, you might want to print it out just in case.

Good luck to you with whatever you decide. :)

:lol: Cal. maybe I am one of the few who get your sense of humor. ;)

I would record a conversation between her and yourself. This way you have proof. It really is her word against yours and she could easily say you owe her rent and are making this all up to avoid paying anything. Even if you are all paid up.
You HAVE to tell your g/f. If the LL says something to her, you will look guitly reguardless. Also, renters rights online. I know of some but I think they only apply to the US.

It could be worse, you could have a male landlord! :eek:

Anyone seen Kingpin? ;)

Well, it seems to me, I would be laying the pipe to her. Once a week should keep her satisfied, and hey, if you can save some money in the meantime, thats all the better! Knock it out while you still can, and just consider it rent payment.

Originally posted by XXX
Anyone seen Kingpin? ;)


"You really banged one out of me there, Tiger" :lol:

Well, sounds like you're in a real pickle, Tony!
This would be a dream come true for a single guy with no ties, but since you have a girlfriend, and if you feel strongly about her, I would have to agree with the ladies here. If things were to go sour with the landlady later, it could come back to bite you in the arse in a big way.

Thanks for the advice guys!
With due respect girls! what is it with you women that you are unable to control your raging sexual hormones? :o
I guess i could just have my cake and eat it too i suppose, but then again, that would make me not a nice person, which i consider myself to be! :angel:

Sounds like an easy solution (if ya know what I mean!)

If it's something you want, I can't really say anything to discourage it.

But, if you want to know what I would do, I'd leave. Sure, you gain a place rent-free, but you lose all of your self-respect. Seems to me like a pretty expensive price to pay.

If I was single, I'd go for it. Why not? You get free rent, you already said she was attractive, you have the whole "Mrs. Robinson" thing going.....works for me!

If you're serious about the girl your with though....not a good idea.

Originally posted by Pagan
If you're serious about the girl your with though....not a good idea.


Exactly--if you wanted to take that risk on your own, that would be cool. In this case, however, someone's feelings are at stake. If you are going to do this--and I still think it's a bad idea, for the record--make sure that you are single when you do it.

Well thank you all very much for the responses guy's, but i have to report that it's all too late now i'm afraid!!!!
I went out on Saturday night and got a bit drunk etc...i got back home about 3 in the morning and the landlady and her friend were sitting in the back kitchen having a drink etc..
At the risk of sounding too crude here and apologies if i do, i ended up having the both of them in my bed!!!!!
On reflection and if i am really honest, it was an amazing experience, but i do feel terrible on this other girl that i'm supposed to be seeing!
I suupose i will have to tell her and maybe put it down to the drink?? If she finishes with me as a result then i guess it's just a risk i'll have to take as keeping it to myself would be very hard (no pun intended!) for me.

Tony, this now of course means you can now tick off one of the 3 things REAL men hanker after in this life. 3 some is the first, the second is to sleep with an ethnic lady, and the third is to own the worlds fattest sportscar. Congratulations Bud!!

Try not to chew yourself up too much about it, as I guess you didn't think that much of the other girl at the end of the day. You got your rocks off and you enjoyed it.

Here's a quote from the Depeche Mode songwriter, Martin Gore which I feel is more than a little appropriate in your situation:

'I have to believe that sin,
can make a better man...'

Depeche Mode, 'One Caress' - Songs Of Faith & Devotion, 1994.

Well Chopper - i was very drunk at the time! it was sort of like 3 o clock in the morning and i had just got in from being on the town all evening, so i guess that excuses it? (o.k proberbly not!!)

Tony27, My new hero! LOL!

Well it's now Wednesday folks & what happened, happened on Saturday night/Sunday morning. Things seem to be fine between myself and the landlady and she hasn't been strange with me in any way, which i was sort of fearing a bit!
Although this is the difficult part!!! she has asked me to go out with her on a proper relationship type basis! i still have'nt told the girl i was seeing what happened on that night coz i simply haven't had the courage to be honest!
I am very torn between and don't know which way to turn? :(

If you really have true feelings for this girl you HAVE to tell her. Because if you two ever get serious and she finds out through someone else she would be devistated.

Well when myself, the landlady and her friend were "doing the business" (so to speak!), the landlady was also doing stuff with her friend as well, which really was amazing at the time!
But if i decide to choose to be with her on a proper basis, i'm obviously going to have to come to terms with the fact she has an element of bisexuality inside her, which is fine & i've nothing against that in principle - but would i be able to trust her, thats whats niggling at me somewhat!

Originally posted by Tony27

but would i be able to trust her, thats whats niggling at me somewhat!

Tony, you were with someone else, serious or not, when you cheated on her to be with the landlady (ALWAYS fully break off one relationship before you pursue another, no matter what level of commitment you are on!) Will she be able to trust YOU?

I don't think a serious relationship is a good idea for you right now, you aren't ready to be in one fully. Fool around all you want, as long as both of you understand it's just fooling around.

The landlady has you where she wants you now. If you don't do what she wants, she may just kick you out. Or, she may get tired of you and go on to the next whoever.


Just be careful. You wouldn't be the first person to lose way too much over a piece of a$$

Thank you BrandyBlue and very well said!!!

Hm...she has sex with you and now wants you to be her boyfriend. I smell trouble here.

Originally posted by Chopper
Tony, this now of course means you can now tick off one of the 3 things REAL men hanker after in this life. 3 some is the first, the second is to sleep with an ethnic lady, and the third is to own the worlds fattest sportscar. Congratulations Bud!!


:laugh: Man....now I just need that sports car! ;) True Chops....true....

Originally posted by Tony27

But if i decide to choose to be with her on a proper basis, i'm obviously going to have to come to terms with the fact she has an element of bisexuality inside her

Awwww....you poor guy! :laugh:

Dude....you're not ready for a serious relationship. Drunk or not, if you were really in love with that girl you wouldn't have taken the bait your landlady left you.

So my advice would be to end the relationship with her and enjoy, because the roller coaster is nearing the top of the climb and the ride's about to start. Believe me....I've been there, but not with a landlady. When I was younger I had the "older woman" trip. You're young....get it out of your system....

BTW....got any pix of the landlady? :laugh::lol::laugh:

Originally posted by Pagan

BTW....got any pix of the landlady? :laugh::lol::laugh:

Hey, why didn't I think of that! Good point Pagan. :cool:

It makes me wonder, what would you think if your girlfriend had a threesome with two guys? Would your feelings toward her change? Would it spite you more that she would do such a thing or that she did not tell you in the first place?

Originally posted by Chopper


Hey, why didn't I think of that! Good point Pagan. :cool:

You guys!!!!! :D :lol: :laugh: :lol:

O.K guys time to bring this topic to a close i think now!!!
Thank you all for your responses!
Yes i know i have done wrong in terms of getting drunk and having the L.Lady & her friend whilst i was supposed to be seeing someone else and on reflection i'm not proud of what i did even though i fully admit that i enjoyed it and would be lying if i said i did'nt!
Thankfully the L.Lady has been fine with me since and has not been funny or strange with me in any way!
I have decided to call it quits with the girl i was seeing coz i know that what i have done is not fair on her and obviously if she was the one for me, then i would not have done what i did - drunk or not!

Smart move, Tony. :thumb:

Now...where's that photo? :lol:

I'm afraid there ain't any photos guy's - sorry!!!

Sorry guys...I just HAVE to do this...

**Changes into "Man Mode"...grabs remote, beer, and scratches self :lol:

Hey hey hey Tony..better yet..how 'bout a pic of the landlady AND her friend? :lol:

I'm such a pig! :lol: Sorry guys...it was going to be said sooner or later ;) J/K..love ya's :)

It's always the male who suggest the idea of providing photos Jana - not the type of thing a woman would suggest!!
One of the many millions of differences between the sexes! haha

C'mon Tony, if you want her, don't do it for the money (payed sex). Don't you wonder how many toys your landlady has to play with? - you're one of them. What about SAFE sex? And what happens if she had enough of you? Some ppl say: "never hook with a ......"

Anyways YOU should decide which YOU like best, no-one else can decide four you: 1. fun with the landlady? 2. or fun with the one you're interested in? Hey, take care of yourself pal!