I don't know why, but I was pretty clumsy today, and was making a bunch of mistake's.

Have you ever done something so dumb, and realise that you did something and can't take it back, or make a huge mess?

One stupid mistake was when I was first on this site.

I thought I could only post one post every hour.

I later found out that you could post more than one an hour.

I was such an idot :lol:

I've done so many dumb things in my life, I would be too ashamed to post them on a message board for the whole world to see! :lol:

I can't limit it to one:devil:

Just one? I'm with you on this one Recker. I've done some pretty stupid things and learned a few lessons.

Aug 4, 1991, getting married.

Hugest mistake I ever made happened on October 24th, 1998, when I got married.

Wow, seems we have a lot in common! :lol:

Waaaaaaaay too many to list!

The dumbest things I ever did where Believing promises my Dad used to make & feeling sorry for him. Also, I Jumped of A House when I was 7, broke My Leg & Rode My Bike Home With Said Broken Leg.

Not accepting a car ride to a football game from a friend when I was back in high school.

Way too many to list, but If I had to chose one....I did way too many drugs through the late 80's and early 90's, some of the best times of my life that I will never be able to remember.

:lol: Dan...what made you think that? That's too funny!

I do dumb blonde moves all the time. Just last night I wanted to make a phone call from my moms house and she was on the phone. I walked into her room and told her I needed it real quick. She looks at me and says, "Doesn't the cell phone you're holding in your hand work?" :bonk: I hate brain freezes! :vibrator:

I have done so many stupid things, and have felt really stupid at certain times in my life, that I will spare everyone the information. Would be pretty embarrassing to share it.

Funny Jasper brings the marriage thing up. That was probably my worst mistake.

waayyyyyyy too many! but here is a recent one i can share.

went to kfc to get tender roast chicken for someone. i never go to kfc so im at the drive through looking for tender roast chicken breast but i dont see it. the lady at the counter says "can i help you" i tell her i dont see what im looking for on the menu and she says what are you looking for. i say(not thinking) "how much for your tender breast" it then hits me what that must have sounded like but i say nothing.

she laughs, tells me the price and then asks how many i want. again flustered over my last statement i say 2 (not thinking again) needless to say it was a tense moment at the window.

Too many things actually...I can't believe I'm still alive. Most involve cars, motorcycles, and snowmobiles. I was a crazy a$$ a few years back. :lol:

Quite a few...:o To name a few..i have walked into a wall and fallen up the stairs. Let's leave it at that. :lol:

Too many too name and too embarrasing to say here. Lets just say I could have alot of money in my savings account.

Originally posted by TopCat
Quite a few...:o To name a few..i have walked into a wall and fallen up the stairs. Let's leave it at that. :lol:

Oh sorry TopCat, I visioned this in my minds eye (how it would've looked) and I had to give a big belly laugh out loud! :laugh: I couldn't help it, I'm sorry!! I sure hope you didn't hurt yourself, I'll feel even worse about laughing!

I do a dumb thing at least once a week - a recent one was the other day. I was helping my Dad cut though some steel brackets
- he was measuring and marking where he wanted me to cut it
and I was using a stationary angle grinding machine to slice though it (sparks flying everywhere) later we stopped for a break and a sit down. soon it was time to get back into it, but before I could - I was looking for the safety glasses, I was looking absolutley everywhere for these damn safety glasses and in defeat and frustration, I asked Dad:

"have you seen the safety glasses?"
and he says
"yeah, I've seen them"
then I say
"where? I can't see them"
and he goes
"open your eyes and look"
and I go
"what!?!? where!?!?"
and then the inevitable
"there on your face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I won the goofball of the century award with that one! I was wearing them all the time! :lol:

Originally posted by Iluvthe80s
Funny Jasper brings the marriage thing up. That was probably my worst mistake.


Not sure how "funny" it is! :lol: But, at least it is OVER! :D

Originally posted by Jasper
Not sure how "funny" it is! :lol: But, at least it is OVER! :D

:yesnod: I second that sentiment!

Originally posted by RetroMan
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Oh sorry TopCat, I visioned this in my minds eye (how it would've looked) and I had to give a big belly laugh out loud! :laugh: I couldn't help it, I'm sorry!! I sure hope you didn't hurt yourself, I'll feel even worse about laughing!



It was at work, Retro. Talking to a customer and turned to go down hallway. Glad my "dumbness" could make you laugh. :irked:

hehe.. kidding :p It WAS funny! I laughed myself. ;)

We say at work, 'the retarded bug has bitten' because both me and the tanning owner do the dumbest things sometimes. :goofy:

Here is another..since we are moving, I have been packing up stuff we don't use. It got to the poit that the dispensary(where we have washer and dryer) became to crowded. The tanning owner, Dana's father has a few buisness in town with basements.
I ask her if her father would mind if we placed some of the boxes in the basement of one. I am assuming it is the bar across the street. She says, he don't mind. Soo, one Sunday we get the boxes loaded in my mom's car and take them to the back of the bar and unload them outside.
I go inside and ask where Dana is. He father says, she is at the Insurance agency. I say, we came to drop off the boxes. He says, no, the basement here is too wet and that it was the Insurance agency were wer to take the boxes to!! Mind you IO now have to go outside and tell my mother we need to reload the boaes and go to the other place! She was not too happy and I could not stop laughing! :lol: What a retard I was!! LOL

Originally posted by TopCat


It was at work, Retro. Talking to a customer and turned to go down hallway. Glad my "dumbness" could make you laugh. :irked:
hehe.. kidding :p It WAS funny! I laughed myself. ;)


As devilish as it may sound, I wish I was a fly on the wall that day! :mwaha:

The dumbest thing I have ever done was allowing my boys to see my temper one day.
I could see the fear in their faces. I hate myself for that.

Originally posted by RetroMan


As devilish as it may sound, I wish I was a fly on the wall that day! :mwaha:

your evil! :laugh:

Ok,the dumbest thing I've done this week was a couple days ago I was eating french fries,I decided t would be fun to hold one in my mouth and let the cat take it,well the cat grabbed the fry and my lip ring at the same time,luckily I grabbed him before he could pull away and he let go,it could've been real bad.I used to do this with my dog all the time,and he was always real gentile about taking the food,I just didn't think the cat would be any different.