View Full Version : They wanted to do it "on top of the world"


Jasper
5-21-03, 07:59 PM
SLIDELL, La -- A report that someone was yelling on top of a water tower sent Slidell police scurrying to help early Friday morning.
Authorities said they arrested a couple who told police they wanted to have sex "on top of the world."

The incident began just after 3 a.m. when police arrived at the scene and used a loudspeaker to try to make contact with whomever was on the tower. When police got no response, they started up the ladder.

About the same time, a couple started down. Police met them about 215 feet above ground and escorted them down.

Once on the ground, the man and woman, whom police said was intoxicated, were placed under arrest. John Meyers, 44, of Alexandria, and Brenda Orme, 45, of Slidell, each face one count of criminal trespassing and disturbing the peace. Meyers faces an additional charge of criminal negligence for use of a key he obtained as the tower's painting contractor to gain access to the top of the structure.


Here are thier mugshots:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/towerrelease1.html

Cartoon_Chris
5-21-03, 08:14 PM
*eyes mugshots* hey, wait a minute....that's not Brenda Orme, that's.... Brett Butler, who's really let herself go since "Grace Under Fire" went off the air. The guy on the right looks kind of like Rob Halford auditioning for the role of Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Rhelawen
5-21-03, 08:36 PM
"I guess this is the poor man's version of the 'mile high club.'"

:lol::laugh::lol: My thoughts exactly.

JustRockin2
5-21-03, 09:00 PM
They sure look like a lovely couple :lol:

Caligula
5-21-03, 09:46 PM
after seeing their mugshots, I for one would breathe a huge sigh of relief if I knew they used protection:)

Glenn Gulia
5-21-03, 10:54 PM
Holy Louisiana incest i think they are kin:eek:

abcmcd
5-21-03, 11:35 PM
Can't you just feel the passion oozing out of their mugshots? I can see why they just wouldn't be able to control themselves.:lol:

TopCat
5-22-03, 06:47 AM
Originally posted by Glenn Gulia
Holy Louisiana incest i think they are kin:eek:

:laugh: My thought exactly.

Heck, if I was arrested for having sex on a water tower, I would be giving a thumbs up for the mug shot. I wonder if their parents are the Hardee's couple? :lol:

BrandyBlue
5-22-03, 08:34 AM
When you look at these two, you would be right to think that they were each pretty lucky to find anyone at all. Although I don't like the whole "sex in public" thing for the most part, I can state here that:

1 They did it where nobody would be able to see them. We should all send them a thank you card for that RIGHT NOW!

2 One of them didn't know enough to shut up and that's what started this whole thing. If they didn't understand the concept of "quiet", the probably don't understand "PROTECTION" Might there be little hillybilly, inbred, six-toed, toothless future towertop fockers in the oven? I for one don't think I prayed hard enough for lightening to strike the tower--after my tirade about not paying child support, I wonder if any of their spawn might be construed as my fault?

3 And this is further proof that all the true hotties are already taken :(

ValleyGirl
5-22-03, 08:50 AM
Hmmmm Jethro and his new bride...they sure are purty!:lol:

Slayergrrl
5-22-03, 11:54 AM
Hahahahahaha! What a lovely ummm, couple. ;) Looks like the PIO Officer had a sense of humor.

DC Rebel
5-22-03, 02:31 PM
I see that somebody is no longer being employed as a painting contractor. :lol: