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Pagan
5-06-03, 09:44 AM
All I have to say is :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

from blabbermouth.net:
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METALLICA: Corporate Rock Egos Gone Completely ****ing Mad? - May 6, 2003

The following article was originally published in the April 30 edition of the San Francisco Bay Guardian:

"We all know METALLICA take copyright violations as seriously as they do their love of Raider Nation, but Napster's archenemies are going to have to start picking and choosing their court battles more carefully or risk turning everyone against them. METALLICA's latest brush with the world of cease and desist is actually pretty hair-brained. It seems June 10 is the launch date for their longtime-coming eighth studio album, 'St. Anger' (Elektra). So the boys, allegedly, thought a fine way to hype the disc and generate free radio publicity in the weeks leading to the hallowed day would be for rock stations to decree the month of May 'Maytallica.'

"But having the privilege to use such a high-larious audience grabber doesn't come without its restrictions. The San Leandro boys don't want their brilliant idea abused. And who can blame them, as Rocktober turns into AC/December and VAN HALEN Three-peats morphs into, um, VAN HALEN Four-peats.

"So being the savvy music-biz guys they are, the metal men have been busily sending radio programming directors trademark license agreements signed by 'General Partner' Lars Ulrich, a.k.a. the drummer, a.k.a. Master of the Puppets. The finely detailed contracts define radio stations' 'right' to use the band's name and the trademarked promo phrase 'Maytallica' on the airwaves: '(Insert name here) shall not use Maytallica for any purposes other than for radio programming services relating to METALLICA and to promote such services and agrees not to seek registration of Maytallica....'

"Hokay, so the question is who's going to profit from swiping the name 'Maytallica'? And wouldn't it be in the band's best interest for 'Maytallica' to be on everyone's lips? Some metal maniacs are apparently off-the-hook control freaks, prompting one program director who signed up for the promotion to whip up his own irate version of the contract titled 'Guarantee of not sucking ass' addressed to 'Corporate Rock Egos Gone Completely ****ing Mad (herein known as 'METALLICA').' "

Slayergrrl
5-06-03, 09:47 AM
Why does this not surprise me? Maytallica. ROFLMAO!

BrandyBlue
5-06-03, 10:35 AM
Pagan, you'll be the next one sued for replacing the "S" with a dollar sign!

JessicaT
5-06-03, 10:51 AM
Lars just does not know when to quit.....

I think everyone should make it their mission to download and share as many copies of St. Anger as possible.

Check out Kazaa - you can get the whole record for free before you can even buy it

BrandyBlue
5-06-03, 10:53 AM
I think we should burn copies of it and leave them in supermarkets, drugstores, etc where all the AOL people leave their disks

Ugly Kid Jeff72
5-06-03, 12:32 PM
I should sue Butallica, Cause they suck!

I declare for now on the month of September / Slaytember, November / Nevermorevember, October / Ozztober

Then: January / Jeffuary , but if I hear anyone use it I sue'em!
Hell, I sue everyone anyway!

cultleader
5-06-03, 12:40 PM
Another brilliant move by Selloutica,this folks,is the same band who said early in their career that they'd never make a video and hated MTV only to become an MTV Icon,so why is anyone surprised at anything they do?

djdaffy1227
5-06-03, 12:55 PM
On the classic rock station here in town they do Zeptember every September. I believe Led Zepplin deserves it's own month, not Metallica. Since I have never been a fan of theirs I guess my opinion doesn't count. Plus, Lars may sue me for never liking them.

BTW, great point Culty.

Slayergrrl
5-06-03, 01:01 PM
Originally posted by cultleader
Another brilliant move by Selloutica,this folks,is the same band who said early in their career that they'd never make a video and hated MTV only to become an MTV Icon,so why is anyone surprised at anything they do?

I couldn't agree more.. Just like they promised never to do a love song. AHHHHHHHHHH!!! I hate them!

Rhelawen
5-06-03, 01:04 PM
I should sue...I refuse to have my birth month (and my middle name) sullied in this manner! :irked::lol::rolleyes:

Iluvthe80s
5-06-03, 06:27 PM
Chalk another dumb thing up for Lars! He just never knows when to quit.

Christine
5-07-03, 05:58 AM
Maytallica? :rolleyes: How stupid can you be?

Raine
5-26-03, 01:05 PM
Anyone interested, I have it and anyone can DL from me if they have AIM. Email me at Rain0369@aol.com if you want it.

Its actually not that bad....

ValleyGirl
5-26-03, 02:03 PM
May-frickin-tallica? Puhleeeze!:rolleyes: :lol:

Tydestra
5-28-03, 12:11 AM
Can I sue Lars for stealing MY idea?

Please, at Virgin (where I work, for those that don't know), I set up and put their CDs; for the whole MTV Icon bit under a banner that said "May is Mayallica"

So Lars is flucking stealing from me... I'm suing. And I have a copy of St. Anger already. Work perks, I love the freaking work perks :D

Duece5150
5-28-03, 07:57 AM
Who is this Metallica fellow? Just kidd'n :lol: Those dudes are jerks and all though I do like Metallica, I'm not likeing the new song at all. I hope there are better tunes on the record.