Hey Ted, Happy Birthday and I hope its a good one!!!! :Lol:

What a thing to wake up to. :vibrator: I hope you have a bad birthday and get nothing you want. :p

You are 17 now, that means one more year and your freaky butt will be 18. Which means we all need to be scared. Knowing you, you will spend most of your time in the Love Lounge being the freak that you are. :D

Also...You have ears like a smirking fruit bat's. Your nails are exactly the same as those of a crazed wolf, and your eyes are exactly the same as those of a grimacing dog.
:lol:

(hope you have a good birthday. But I did not say this.) ;)

Happy birthday Ted:cheers: <--- apple juice

Happy 17th birthday to my favorite stalker! :* :cheers: Hope you have a great day!

Aw geez....he's hit puberty. :laugh::lol::laugh:

Happy Birthday, shit for brains! ;)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TED! HAVE A GREAT DAY! :)

Happy birthday Ted!

http://websmileys.bei.t-online.de/party11.gif Happy Birthday Ted! http://websmileys.bei.t-online.de/party11.gif

Enjoy your cake and MILK today! :lol:

Well Ted, Happy Birthday.

http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/birthday.gif Ted. :D

Awwwww!!!! Our wittle bitty Teddy Bear is sebentween todays!!! (TopCat, you know that means he's legal in most states, right? ;) :lol: )

Hope you have a great birthday, Ted! :* Party on. ;)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TED!! HAVE FUN AND ENJOY :)

Happy Birthday Ted!

:rockband: :banana: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TED!!! :banana:

Happy Birthday Ted!!!

Happy Birthday, Ted!!! Don't worry.. I'll slip ya a beer ;)

:cheers:

Uh oh...1 more year til TC's gotta double lock her doors...:lol:

Happy Birthday Ted!

Ah... to be on the Edge of Seventeen again... I hope you have a fantastic birthday, Ted!!! :)

Happy Birthday Ted

Have a wonderful birthday, Ted! :)

Happy Birthday Ted :) Hope you had a great one! Now go get some young poonta and celebrate the right way. ;)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Ted!

Hope you had an awesome one, kid! :)

Happy Birthday you Pervert ! :p
now don't exscept me to pop out of a cake or anything! :naughty:

Originally posted by TopCat
Which means we all need to be scared. Knowing you, you will spend most of your time in the Love Lounge being the freak that you are. :D
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Hey I am wherever you are, whorebutt! :eek:

Originally posted by Caligula
<--- apple juice

Haha very funny. :lol:

Originally posted by 80sTrivia
Ah... to be on the Edge of Seventeen again...

It sucks! 17 is so lame, you can't do anything yet and 18 is just around the corner.........tempting you. LOL

Originally posted by Not Man
Now go get some young poonta and celebrate the right way. ;)

I look at it this way..........this is the last year I can legally have sex with girls my age, other than that it's statchatory rape. LOL.

Originally posted by Culture Club Freak

now don't exscept me to pop out of a cake or anything! :naughty:


Oh you know you wanna. :D

To everyone else, thanks! :D

Happy Birthday Ted :*:*:*

And you know what? Laws are just suggestions so here's a round of :cheers: on me ;)

Originally posted by Ted Nugent
It sucks! 17 is so lame

No, Ted. 17 is a great age. Enjoy it while you're there. Trust me on this one. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Ted! Hope you have a great day.

Originally posted by Ted Nugent

Oh you know you wanna. :D


maybe next year ,Teddy:D

Originally posted by ValJ
(TopCat, you know that means he's legal in most states, right? ;) :lol: )



I have been wanting to move. Hmmm....which states are that?

WHEW! I just gave myself the creeps. That will teach me to make a joke about some freaky ass over sexed 17 year old punk. :p

Hey buttmunch, a good song for you is 'Pour Some Sugar On Me" :D :lol: (364 days and counting. ;) )

Happy (late) Birthday Ted! Hope you had a good one.:bouncy:

Happy Happy Happy Birthday!!!!!
Happy Happy Happy Birthday!!!!!
Happy Happy Happy Birthday!!!!!

To You To You To You, Yay Ted!!!!!! :)

Have a great birthday Ted! :cheers:

Happy Birthday Ted :cheers: remember, if you get up to any mischief on your Birthday, the important thing is to not get caught :lol: have a great day fella

Sorry I wasn't around for your B'day lil' Bro' But hope it was a good one for ya! :* :ghug*

happy b-day. I hope you have a good one.