We've got this thing we do in school here where if you've got a ball chain necklace, you ask someone to "rub your balls" or someone asks "can I rub your balls?"

Okie, today after improv...I was sitting outside my school with Blueberry and we could see Dan inside the school. I asked Blueberry if she thought I should ask Dan to rub my balls. She triple doggie dared me...I was gonna do it anyway, but she didn't think I really would!:eek:

Dan walks out with his friends, I run up, "Dan, will you rub my balls?"<takes out the tall from her ball chain>

Dan: "yeah, sure, I'll rub you balls" <rubs them for like 5 minutes>

Shortie: "ahhhhehehehehehe" :devil: :naughty:

Dan: "you have very nice balls" <leaves>

This goes to show that I'm not afraid to talk to him out of the blue. I'm never washing my ball chain again, nor will anyone else rub them. They've been blessed by Dan.

:dance: :D

Originally posted by Shortie Blonde


This goes to show that I'm not afraid to talk to him out of the blue. I'm never washing my ball chain again, nor will anyone else rub them. They've been blessed by Dan.

:dance: :D

LOL That's cute. :D

I can't think of anything else to say other than what I already said on aim. :p Just that I'm really really really happy you weren't nervous!

Shortie I luv ya and all... but you left yourself way, way too open for a bunch of ball jokes. See to show you care too... now you have to rub his balls for 5 mins.

I'm glad for you girl, start talking and remember to breath :)

Originally posted by Tydestra
I'm glad for you girl, start talking and remember to breath :)
Exactly....start talking and quit stalkling......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

GREAT advice. Pretty nervy of ya Shortie. Now keep it up! ;)

AWW puppy love! It is great that you got up enough nerve to walk up to him say something to him. :lol:

Originally posted by Tydestra
Shortie I luv ya and all... but you left yourself way, way too open for a bunch of ball jokes. See to show you care too... now you have to rub his balls for 5 mins.


No, no, no. It's something everyone does at school with ball chains. There will be no jokes and besides, he's straight edge. :p

Originally posted by Pagan

Exactly....start talking and quit stalkling......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I bet you didn't know I have no clue where his classes are, I only have lunch with him, and I see him ocassionally. I DO NOT stalk him anymore. :p

Originally posted by Shortie Blonde
I bet you didn't know I have no clue where his classes are, I only have lunch with him, and I see him ocassionally. I DO NOT stalk him anymore. :p
My Good Goddess!!! How could I not know his schedule!!! Bad Pagan.....BAAAAAAAD Pagan......;)

Okay, maybe not stalk.....obsess? ;) :lol:

Originally posted by Pagan

My Good Goddess!!! How could I not know his schedule!!! Bad Pagan.....BAAAAAAAD Pagan......;)

Okay, maybe not stalk.....obsess? ;) :lol:

Infaution. Major crush. :p

I'm never washing my ball chain again, nor will anyone else rub them.

even debt:D



5 minutes

I think he`s a monster :)

Originally posted by Shortie Blonde


No, no, no. It's something everyone does at school with ball chains. There will be no jokes and besides, he's straight edge. :p


:lol: I know, I used to do that at my school too... :p

OK, one: Good for you, Shortie!! Keep talking to him, the worst that can happen is YOU MAKE A NEW FRIEND!! The best: The First Kiss. :D I've been where you are, sweetie, and remember this: He became the best friend I ever had, and I married him. ;) It can work out!! :)

Two: What the hell is a ball chain? Can you find a pic of it, 'cuz I'm not following....

Originally posted by ValJ
OK, one: Good for you, Shortie!! Keep talking to him, the worst that can happen is YOU MAKE A NEW FRIEND!! The best: The First Kiss. :D I've been where you are, sweetie, and remember this: He became the best friend I ever had, and I married him. ;) It can work out!! :)

Two: What the hell is a ball chain? Can you find a pic of it, 'cuz I'm not following....

Spank you Val. :D

A ball chain are those necklaces that have like little balls things on them.
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oooh that's a horrible pic. :lol: I did it wrong.

So, it's like a string of pearls? Damn, I'm getting old.....:lol:

A pearl necklace? :laugh::lol::laugh:

*Pagan suddenly hears ZZ Top* :lol:

Originally posted by Pagan
A pearl necklace? :laugh::lol::laugh:

*Pagan suddenly hears ZZ Top* :lol:

:eek: I'm never ever ever wearing a pearl necklace! *gags* :yucky: I do have pearl earrings though....;) :lol:

But yes Val, kind of LIKE pearls, but they're metal. :p

Originally posted by Shortie Blonde


:eek: I'm never ever ever wearing a pearl necklace! *gags* :yucky: I do have pearl earrings though....;) :lol:
Well Shortie, either you don't know what I referring to, which will only effect your fashion accessorizing.....or you do know what I'm referring to, in which case your reaction guarantees you'll be lonely for a looooooong time! :lol:

Originally posted by Pagan

Well Shortie, either you don't know what I referring to, which will only effect your fashion accessorizing.....or you do know what I'm referring to, in which case your reaction guarantees you'll be lonely for a looooooong time! :lol:

My virgin ears. :eek: :lol: My virgin eyes. :eek::lol:

Ya know, when I was in high school (back in the stone age - kidding - late 80s), we used to carry around those round packs of Lifesaver holes. The big thing was to ask some guy if he wanted your hole (!) That or a guy would just come up and ask you for your hole (!) or some variation on that theme... :yikes:
Ok, I digress... :rolleyes:

Originally posted by samboragirl
Ya know, when I was in high school (back in the stone age - kidding - late 80s), we used to carry around those round packs of Lifesaver holes. The big thing was to ask some guy if he wanted your hole (!) That or a guy would just come up and ask you for your hole (!) or some variation on that theme... :yikes:
Ok, I digress... :rolleyes:

LOL! We don't do that around here. :p

Originally posted by Shortie Blonde


LOL! We don't do that around here. :p

Glad to hear it! It's actually kind of disturbing now that I think about it! :D :lol:

....must be something special. I was thinking about it but have no idea what you are talking about....:D
Think I go to bed now... ;)

The closest thing we ever came to something like that at school was a guy who used to carry a screw around in his pocket and hold it up to the girls and ask if they wanted a screw.

No, it wasn't me! :mad: :lol:

Originally posted by samboragirl


Glad to hear it! It's actually kind of disturbing now that I think about it! :D :lol:

Yeah, but that's the fun of it. :D :lol:

Originally posted by Recker
The closest thing we ever came to something like that at school was a guy who used to carry a screw around in his pocket and hold it up to the girls and ask if they wanted a screw.

No, it wasn't me! :mad: :lol:

:laugh: I did that at work awhile back .. lots of screws to go around :p we sell screws ... alright, out of the gutter folks.. I work at a Home Improvement place.. :lol:

At my school we went for the long spike chains. We used to prick our fingers on friend's chains and vice versa. I think my school was an S&M training ground :mwaha: I used to wear my spike chain, 3 inches out and I used to loop my ball chain up and under the spikes, which were different colors, cause I hated the plain old silver one.