View Full Version : Aptronyms....


ValJ
4-18-02, 06:08 PM
Posting this game real quick before my son chases me off the comp to go bike riding! (:p to Josh)

How to play...think of a name that is suited to a profession. Make no sense? It didn't to me, either. :lol: So here's how you play:


EXAMPLES:
Paddy O'Chair - Outdoor Furniture Salesman
Izzy Lyon - Polygraph Examiner
Diddy Dooet - Private Investigator

Now, what can you come up with?

Oh, of course, one post per day, PLEASE!! :)

outofplacechild
4-18-02, 07:43 PM
Penn Mann (A Writer)

Sincerely,

John "outofplacechild" Kilduff

Trixter
4-19-02, 05:30 AM
So Me Sum Tin - Seamstress

Pagan
4-19-02, 09:01 AM
Al Timiter - Test Pilot

Boggle
4-19-02, 09:36 AM
Sonny Skyes - Meteorologist

ValJ
4-20-02, 12:24 AM
Loda Cash - Stockbroker

BTW, you guys have some great ones mentioned!!

ImSoooSure
4-20-02, 01:13 AM
Lisa Ford- Ford Car Saleslady (Lisa = lease a):p

Sheibub
4-20-02, 08:40 AM
Aryu Laffing - Comedian :D

Taz
4-20-02, 07:11 PM
Phil Degreve` - Cemetary Care Taker

Pagan
4-21-02, 10:05 AM
Originally posted by Taz
Phil Degreve` - Cemetary Care Taker

:laugh: I knew you were gonna put that one in!!!

Al Killia - Paid Assassin

Sheibub
4-21-02, 09:11 PM
Al Spekalot - Public speaker

ValJ
4-22-02, 04:24 PM
Ted E. Bear - Toy Magnate

Jasper
4-23-02, 09:39 AM
Phil McCraken - Dam Repairs

ValJ
4-23-02, 06:42 PM
John Clogs - Plumber

:lol:

Sarg
4-23-02, 08:15 PM
Dr. Peter Harden - Urologist

Trixter
4-24-02, 12:02 PM
Louden Clear - a public speaker with clarity! ;)

Taz
4-25-02, 08:37 AM
Sal Ammi - Deli Clerk :lol:

ValJ
4-26-02, 12:31 AM
Justin Case - Insurance Salesman

Boggle
4-26-02, 11:27 AM
Dan Druff - shampoo magnate

Sheibub
4-26-02, 09:26 PM
Hank R. Cheif - Tissue Salesman *what a snot!* :D

ValJ
4-26-02, 11:25 PM
:lol: @ Shei! What a snot! Too funny!!

Eileen Over - Back Surgeon

Sheibub
4-27-02, 09:55 PM
Chris P. Nugget - worker at MacDonalds or KFC

ValJ
4-28-02, 01:44 AM
I. R. Ess - Tax Preparer

Sheibub
4-29-02, 10:32 PM
Ewan Whatarmy - Sadaam's other name??? :D :lol:

ValJ
4-30-02, 11:00 PM
Shamon Yew - Preacher ;)

Sheibub
5-01-02, 09:33 PM
Gil T. Azell - criminal :D

ValJ
5-01-02, 11:57 PM
Helen Wheels - Teenage Driver

Boggle
5-03-02, 06:39 PM
Annette Profit- fishmonger

Trixter
5-05-02, 06:42 AM
Ida Gruver - Disco instructor

Taz
5-05-02, 09:06 PM
Ima Strokin - Pud Player :lol:

Sheibub
5-05-02, 09:50 PM
Alan D. Slide - natural disaster. :eek:

ValJ
5-05-02, 11:45 PM
Terk E. Carver - Butcher :D

Taz
5-07-02, 02:25 PM
AL Nockerup - Studly impregnator :eek:

ValJ
5-09-02, 09:23 PM
Noe Nuphin - Village Idiot :lol:

ElectricYouth
5-13-02, 09:07 PM
Mary O. Nette - Puppet Saleswoman

ValJ
5-18-02, 02:16 AM
Al Byno - Skin Disorder Specialist

ElectricYouth
5-22-02, 11:40 AM
Dan Druff - he washes hair at the beauty parlor *LOL*

Roemello
6-03-03, 03:11 PM
Dr. Harry Beaver - gynecologist :eek:

ValJ
6-03-03, 04:14 PM
ROEM!! :lol:

Shirley Ujest - Comedienne

BrandyBlue
6-04-03, 08:16 AM
SumTing Wong Wit Toyota

Mechanic

BrandyBlue
6-18-03, 02:22 PM
Dr. Caesar Titts, mammographer

abcmcd
6-19-03, 10:25 PM
Originally posted by Roemello
Dr. Harry Beaver - gynecologist :eek:

My mother had a hysterectomy last month, and I just about died trying not to burst out laughing when I met her doctor. His name is honestly Dr. Harry Johnson.:laugh: Maybe he'd be more suitable in proctology? :vibrator:

ValJ
6-26-03, 09:56 PM
Q. T. Pye - Baby Photographer

LimeyB
6-27-03, 01:10 AM
Ivor Biggun - Male Stripper