All the invitations were mailed out for the xchange party. Everyone who is everyone will be there. It will be wild to see how many will actually show up.

Before everyone arrived however, Sal had to rearrange some furniture to make enough room for everyone who was expected to come.

Carefully he re-arranged furniture and pot plants, but then he realised he had forgotten something very important.....

Decorations; you can't have a party without decorations. He quickly ran out the door to go the nearest store when something approached him.

Entertainment co-ordinators rushed hurridly toward Sal, flipping open their portfolio's of past parties they had decorated and hosted.

Fun and games were the coordinators claim to fame... but Sal didn't know what that entailed... he sensed something weird...

Giving the co-ordinaters' portfolios a courtesy glance, Sal noticed one page in particular that really caught his eye.

Hastily, Sal read the page on 80s entertainers that would perform... for free!!! Could it be true?

Incredibly there were listed all sorts of huge 80s bands.... Duran Duran, Van Halen, Queen, Wham..... the list was endless!!!

Jockeys (of the disc persuasion :rolleyes: ) wouldn't be needed with all these live performances. Sal ran to his computer to inform all the xchangers of this exciting news!

Keeping with tradition he posted an administrators message letting everyone know that he had arranged for some huge 80s acts to appear at the party and in minutes replies were being made with excited comments.

Logging on in a frenzy of the news of these huge 80's acts, Foxxy quickly typed out her request to Sal that Ozzy appear at the xchange blow out.

Much to her disappointment, Sal replied with another message stating that unfortunately there would be no metal artists available to perform at the party.

No metal artists!!! screamed Pagan and Taz!!! That's no good! To appease the guys, Sal quickly suggested that Livesay make an impromptu concert appearance. Milani and DD86 squealed with delight! In the meantime, the first of the big name 80s acts arrived at the party scene, just as a group of the Xchangers walked in, weighed down with alcohol and lots of goodies to eat...

"OZZY RULES" cried Foxxy, as she began to do her best Ozzy impersonation, with arms in the air and face contorted in a bizarre way.

People started pouring in. They were all eager to see Livesay play. Sal was at the door greeting everyone in and making a list on who was all there. In the meanwhile Livesay was getting their equipment off the truck when suddenly Taz noticed....

Queen had arrived! "My God, it's Queen!" He shouted, "All though no Freddie Mercury..... I guess it's a good thing they're just one of the bands that are opening for us; I wonder what other bands Sal has lined up before we perform?"

Right at that precise moment, a hush came over all the Xchangers. A limousine had pulled up in the driveway. Sal, with an enormous grin on his face, rushed to greet the mystery guest. A bulky chauffeur emerged from the car and opened the door for the celebrity passenger inside...

Simon Le Bon had arrived... and with him the other members of Duran Duran! Yet another build up act to Livesay!

Trixter was so excited to hear Simon LeBon had arrived. He leaped to his feet and made a mad dash for the door. In all his rush he knocked over the bulky chauffeur and stumbeled into Simon. "Please Simon" he begged, "Tell me Andy Taylor is with you"! "I must get an autograph for my beloved Stacy!"

"Unless you want to suffer serious injuries at the hands of my chauffeur-bodygaurd, you'd better get out of my face moron!" Simon LeBon glared at Trixter coldly as the rather irritated chauffeur rose to his feet and approached him menacingly.

Very carefully, Trixter backed away from the glowering chauffeur, as Simon LeBon and the rest of Duran Duran hopped out of the limo. Just then, Stacy arrived. From a distance of twenty yards, she immediately recognized her idol, Andy Taylor, who was busy tuning up his guitar for the upcoming performance. She screamed and dropped the box of cupcakes she was holding and knocked down her good friend Trixter as she galloped at full stride to embrace her idol....

Way from the other side of the room... Stacy bolted over to where Andy Taylor was standing, knocker over Trixter in the process. She lands at his feet and starts groveling at his leg! "OMG!! It's Andy Taylor!! Ahhhhh"... OMG...OMG, can I get you're autograph and a pic with me!?"

Andy says slowly with a smile "Well... I think my number one Fan has just arrived". "Stacy", Andy continues, "How would you like a private autograph session over there", he points behind stage.

Standing in awe with his jaw on the floor... Trixter looks at Sal and says.....

"X-rated, don't you think?"
Sal chuckled. "Well, we are dealing with rock stars here," he stated with a grin on his face. "They always get the girl..."

As all of this was happening, yet another limo pulled up. By this time, all of the Xchangers were in a tizzy. Trixter, Nikki and 80s trivia rushed to the limo, hoping against hope that Madonna was seated behind the smoky glass window. As the limo door opened, raucous laughter could be heard from inside...

"You know what?" Pagan said to Simon LeBon, "No one talks to my buddy Trixter that way!" Pagan cracks Simon over the head with his bass. "Now you're Simon LeBleeding." Pagan walks back to finish setting up his equipment as everyone stares in wide-eyed horror at the convulsing mess that used to be Simon on the floor.

(okay...so I'm in a weird mood today!)

Zoning out from Pagan's attack Simon gets up rubs his eyes and looks around. Taz comes up from behind and hits him with his drum stick. No one else notices what is going on. They are more interested to see who is in the limo.....

All the rest of the Xchangers crowd around the limo, wondering what the strange noises and smells are that are coming through the slightly cracked windows.

Bad smelling diapers, that's what it was thought everyone as the door opened and out emerged the Queen of Pop, Madonna, she glared around and yelled, "Could someone please dispose of Rocco's diaper!!"

Completely besotted by the famous mother, Trixter quite happily took the diaper from her and for several moments just stared at the smelly thing, unable to believe he was holding the excrements of his idol's baby!

Demanding the diaper, 80'sTriv tackles Trixter, making a grab for the smelly momento. Unfortunately, Trixter falls over Nikki and the diaper goes flying.....

Everyone watched as the filthy diaper went sailing through the air, smack bang into the face of yet another celebrity guest who at that moment had just stepped out of a Porche.....

Okay... play your own game...

Gauncho was doing a head spin in the middle of the room, giving a break dancing display, when Mystery Woman came in dressed in a very revealing outfit....

Just wanted to say I will no longer be participating in this game...

:eek:

What in the world happened?

Triv, what is wrong are you serious? :eek:

I thought you were joking. I hope everything is ok. Your paragraphs were so fun!

What the f**k happened here?

I don't quite know, but I've PM'd Michael to see what the matter is and I'm waiting for a response. I hope all is well with him. :)

What happened? Who made my stalker/stalkee so upset?!?!?


Do I have to go PMS Postal?!?!?!?:(

I thought he was upset at me, but I've noticed he deleted his post about his new book too. So I'm totally bewildered. :confused:

But there's nothing stopping us from continuing this game.

Well this happy little tale came to a screeching halt didn't it.

I don't know what's happening either. If you look at his profile, this was his last post.:confused:

Triv hasen't stopped coming to the xchange, has he?? :(

I hope not...I enjoy his posts and sweet nature. :confused:

Hey......

He PM'd me about this thread yesterday....but I really didn't read it thoroughly, I guess. I know that this thread in particular upset him, and I think, (because he has not emailed me back since then), it's over the dirty diaper. That's the only thing that I see that was over the top........really FUNNY, in my opinion, but nothing I can see would make any other sense. I don't know. But, for him not to email me back, there must be something up.

Anywhoo....just thought I would fill you in.:cry:

Maybe it was the fact that he wrote a paragraph that clearly needed a response of who was in the limo but it went a totally different way....I don't know, I hope he comes back.

Yea, he'll be back. I talked with him, and he'll work it out in his own way. He's busy with some other stuff right now, and he'll get his cute toooshie back to me as soon as he can......after all, he can't leave just when I come back!!!

Originally posted by djdaffy1227
Maybe it was the fact that he wrote a paragraph that clearly needed a response of who was in the limo but it went a totally different way....I don't know, I hope he comes back.

This was made clear. It was Simon Le Bon who emerged from the Limousine. His Chauffer/Bodyguard was later involved in the drama with Trixter!

Enough already! :lol: Are we continuing this thread or starting a new one? (I actually thought this story was flowing along nicely!)

I'll play, but first I have to read how to do so.....I made a boo-boo in the smurf thread.....apparantly, I don't read so good!!!


:D

Originally posted by Recker


This was made clear. It was Simon Le Bon who emerged from the Limousine. His Chauffer/Bodyguard was later involved in the drama with Trixter!

Enough already! :lol: Are we continuing this thread or starting a new one? (I actually thought this story was flowing along nicely!)

:lol: I'm sorry, the above post has me laughing so hard right now!!!

I really hope Michael comes back. He seems like a great guy!
I am having a blast with this story. I really hope I don't offend anyone by using their names. If I do please just PM me and I will not use it again.
If it's allright I think I will pick this story up at "G" I believe it was. I need to go back and read. I think after G I got confused.

Originally posted by Recker
Everyone watched as the filthy diaper went sailing through the air, smack bang into the face of yet another celebrity guest who at that moment had just stepped out of a Porche.....

I'm going to pick it up here..."F"

Falco was not at all happy about this. Of course Trixter was not about to offer the information that it was Roccos diaper. Recker ran to Falco's limo with a box of baby wipes and some powder. "Please use these to clean your face before performing at our party" Recker pleaded.

Graciously Falco accepted the wipes and the powder and proceeded to clean himself up as the other party goers began to make their way back into the house where the first artist of the night was preparing to entertain.....

Hurried into the room, Falco was reminded that he was in fact deceased, and had been for several years. That is when he removed his mask to reveal that it was not Falco, but was actually..........

Ian Dury! However, Ian also was reminded that he too is deceased, so the next mask came off to reveal the musician's true identity. It was in fact......

Just little ole me, Djdaffy1227, still mad about being told I was not needed to be the disc jockey, I thought I would sneak in as a dead 80's star, but alas I was foiled by the keen group of xchangers, still dejected I left again and got hit by the next limosine pulling up.

Keen to get to the party, none other than Billy Idol emerged from the limo, and totally ignoring the body of DJ Daffy he moved towards the entrance way, but was suddenly greeted by an excited scream from one of the youngest xchangers - Shortie Blonde!

"Leapin' lizards", Shortie screamed. "I can't believe my Idol is right here in front of me!" Billy and Shortie walked right over DJ Daffy as they headed toward the front door. Just as Billy opened the door he was slapped in the face with a big chocolate cream pie. "No Milani!" Roemello yelled. "This isn't the pie throwing forum!" Embarassed, Milani ran back to play spin the bottle in hopes of receiving a kiss from Taz.

Milani was in for a surprise though, because Madonna had already joined the game and was looking as though she was after that kiss from Taz.

Shortie Passionately licked the cream pie off of BillyIdols face, and they both started kissing. Taking a cue, Milani..........

took hold of Taz and began to kiss him passionately. Madonna however was not about to be ignored......

Unbuttoning her shirt just a bit more, Madonna grabbed the unconcious body of DJDaffy and began kissing him passionately, breathing new life into his mangled body.

Virtually right away DJ awoke and was flabberghasted when he found Madonna sucking wildy on his lips.... He let out a sharp cry of surprise and exclaimed........

WOW!! Now if only ABC would join this would be the best day of my life. After using all the energy I had to speak, I fainted again.

Xasperated Madonna slapped DJ several times across the face, "How dare you pass out while I'm kissing you, you jerk!"

Yearning for his Material Girl, Trixter decided to step up to bat. He knew this party was his one chance for the love of his life. Instead of kissing Madonna Trixter decided to catch her attention by singing Like A Virgin on the Karaoke machine.

ZOIKS!! The mic dodn't work! Off in the distance a thunderstorm is brewing....

(lol had to throw a wrench into the story) :D

Actually, that wasnt THUNDER..... Meatloaf had entered the party, and was busy 'digesting' some of the cream pies. Topcat smelled the wind breaking and commented......

"Bring DJ over this way! If there's any hope of reviving him at all, he has to get away from the stench of Meatloaf! Come on ABC, help me!"

Carefully lifting DJ's motionless body (And holding their breath because of the stench from Meatloaf), they carried him off to the side of the room, while Trixter in frustration banged his mic several limes on Taz's drum kit.

"Darn mic!" Trixter yelled and just then it clicked on. Trixter looked at Madonna and started to sing, "I made it thru the wilderness, some how I made it throoouuugh..."

Everyone stared at Trixter in complete silence, nobody had the hard to tell him.......

Everyone stared at Trixter in complete silence, nobody had the heart to tell him that.......

for all his effort, he sounded like a sick cat and they all wished one of the big 80s acts would hurry up and get on stage and put him out of his misery.

Glass Tiger rolled up in their Mazda Minivan, surveyed the situation, and determined that even they could not save this party, as they pulled away, you could hear the distinct sound of....

heartbreak! Just as people were starting to leave, Madonna grabbed the mic from Trixter and took over. Trixter gave a sigh of relief then fainted when he realized Madonna touched his hand when she grabbed the microphone. "Oh no" people groaned "now we have two passed out xchangers at our party!"

In deperation Sal wondered what to do next, he had to do something to save his party from complete disaster!

Just as it looked as if all hope was lost, the kings of 80s pop ran into the room. New Kids On The Block had not performed as a unit in years, but as Donny hit the opening notes to "Hangin' Tough"......

knuckles clenched amongst the xchangers! It was one thing to have groups from the 80s playing, but to have really bad, unhip teeny bopper groups play? That was another thing all together!

Lovingly Milani walked in front of the stage to distract the band so Taz could pull the plug. Taz walked behind the band to do just then when suddenly he saw.

Milani's panties! When he bent over to unplug the mic he caught a peek. No one would have ever expected what happened next. He fainted! Now there were three xchangers passed out. Recker and Jasper pulled Taz's lifeless body to his drums and propped him up.

"Not good," Groaned Sal, "Not good at all, Livesay are supposed to be our main act for the evening and if Taz can't play, we're going to have to settle for 'New Skids on Ya Jocks' after all!"

On the other side of the stage, Pagan saw Taz passed out on his drums. "That does it!" he said and ran over to try and revive Taz... Pagan yelled for Milani to rush over to see if she could help. She tried everything she could think of relying on her EMT experience except for one thing.....

poking him with his drum sticks. Pagan yelled for her to stop. "You are going to bruise him women; don't do it so hard."
Pagan yanked them out of her hand and waved them above Taz's head and cast a spell on him. Taz's wangy started to move :eek: then his head raised up. He looked around but he was in a daze.
"What kind of spell did you cast on him Pagan?" Milani cried.

"Phillip Q. Spelunking Christ!" yelled Pagan. "I can't even get away from you two canoodling in an imaginary party!" Seeing it was the only way though, Pagan rolled his eyes and said "Go ahead Milani, do what you have to." Then announced "All diabetics please leave the room, this will be too sickeningly sugary for your systems to handle!" Miani bent over and.....

ripped her skirt. Straight up the back seam. Luckily, this was just enough to wake Taz up to take another peek at her panties. Unfortunately, nobody knew Taz was awake. He just peeked with one eye open but layed there perfectly still. He didn't want to miss this chace to get mouth to mouth from Minali. Much to his surprise it wasn't Milani coming at him with her CPR skills, instead it was...

Gretchen!
Milani stands there watching her give Taz CPR? :lol: Milani gets on her knees and just cries. Taz gets a bit carried away with DD's CPR techniques. Pagan also notices DD's toungue action. He runs over and pulls out his..

silver wand

"OK". Pagan said, "This party is starting to get out of hand." And he proceeded to chant a spell..........

"Ticki Ticki tavi, Taz wont play badly" The crowd starting chanting along, when all of the sudden, on the JUMBOTRON Sal had rented, was a vision of......

U2! They couldn't make it to the party in person, but they sent their best wishes to the bands that did make it, and hoped that Livesay would soon have all members conscious and able to play soon.

Violently... Taz started to cough and finally came too. The spell worked but he still was in a daze. Milani rushed over to Taz and he thought she was going to hug him but she...

whipped out his drum sticks.
"Gretchen had these with her I thought you would need them. Now get out there with the rest of the band and play your heart out."
Sal dimmed the lights the room got very quiet. People were bumping into eachother trying to get back at their seats.
Then from out of nowhere Steve ran onto the stage with his fashion guitar :lol:

Xasperated Pagan, took his own guitar, walked up to Steve with a homicidal look on his face and swung it wildly at his head......!!!

"Yippee!" Yelled Steve as he danced around the stage with his flashy guitar. Pagan and Taz started chasing him but couldn't catch the slick little fella. Everyone was very well entertained just watching this. Just then Steve jumped off the stage ran to the door and couldn't believe who was standing there!

ZZ Top had pulled up in thier trade mark red car. The boys wrapped Steve up in thier beards, and let the crowd beat him severely about the head and shoulders. Just when it looked like it couldnt get any worse......

a loud moan came from Steve. Then he started to speak "Did you know that this is my 137 beating I have had? Did you know that I had a dream about everyone of you? :eek: " Gretchen came out of nowhere carrying a huge cane, she had a wicked smile on her little face. As she was running towards him she realized that....

Beating Steve would only give him more attention. Instead she whacked SAL directly across his buttocks. Sal, amuzed and slightly aroused, asked ..........

"Could we maybe continue this in my office?" :naughty:

Determined to not be left out of the spanking, Tinajo came in wearing her Doc martins, and her OVERKILL tshirt. She bent Sal over his desk, and proceeded to ....................

Excitedly slap at his butt with her bare hands, causing Sal to cry out in delicious pain. "Harder!" He yelled, "Slap me harder! Gretchen what happed to that cane??"

From what Jasper could tell, that can had LONG disappeared into Steve's rectum! Steve was quick to yell "to all of you, who have been raped with a cane............ Did it cause you any pain?"
Tinajo was quickly getting sore hands, so she turned over her spanking duties..........

Graciously, the rest of the xchange ladies were lining up outside Sal's office to give him some whippings. :eek:

....Meanwhile, Pagan & Taz were still chasing Steve around the hall. Roemello was trying to whip a spell to sedate Steve so he wouldn't cause any problems for the rest of the night...

To keep the crowd from going nuts DJ Daffey & Wave played some party music that was appropriate to Taz & Pagan chasing Steve...

...Going back to Sal's office....

Hell had broken loose! TC had gotten hold of a set of handcuffs and all the ladies were fighting over who was going to cuff Sal to the bed! Gretchen was tugging at Tinajo's hair while some of the other ladies battled for control of the cuffs!

INstead of getting cuffed, Sal calmly walked out of the office, and into the main party room. He surveyed the situation and decided only one thing could save this from its complete lack of direction and its unrulyness. And that thing was............

Joining the moderators together for regrouping of the xchange party. Roemello looked around to see if he could find Trixter but he was nowhere to be found. So Roemello took it upon himself to organize this party. He stood on the nearest table and started to announce "Excuse me everyone.. excuse me could we have silence for just a second?" No one was listening they were all getting out of hand. Roemello then started to dance to the music that was playing and started to strip :eek: That grabbed all of the xchange ladies attention. Topcat ran to him with her trusty camera and took pictures of the great Roemello stripping. Milani walked over to see what the fuss was all about but she...

........Passed out into DD's arms!!!!!! "Oh great" Gretchen thought, "now I have to do CPR on my own SIS?!? I THINK NOT!!!"

She motioned to Taz to get his little drummer butt over pronto...she still had to find Sal and finish him off...in more ways than one!!:naughty: She looked up and saw Taz take Milani into his arms, and then, like a dream, she saw Pagan appear....all sweaty from beating Steve. "My hero!!" She cried. Pagan whipped Gretchen up over his shoulders and carried her to his dressing room, noticing that she had no panties on!!!:rose: :rose: :rose: :rose:

As Gretchen smiled wickedly, she heard from ZZTops car......