Taz
4-13-02, 06:20 PM
A young hotshot gets a job with the IRS. His first
assignment is to audit an old rabbi. He thinks he'll
have a little fun with the old rabbi, so he says,
"Rabbi, what do you do with the drippings from the
candles?"
The rabbi says, "We send them to the candle factory,
and every once in a while they send us a free candle."
The kid says, "And what do you do with the crumbs from
your table?"
The rabbi says, "We send them to the matzoh ball
factory, and every once in a while they send us a free
box of matzoh balls."
The kid says, "And what do you do with the foreskins
from your circumcisions?"
:lol:
The rabbi says, "We send them to the IRS, and every
once in a while they send us a little prick like
you."!
assignment is to audit an old rabbi. He thinks he'll
have a little fun with the old rabbi, so he says,
"Rabbi, what do you do with the drippings from the
candles?"
The rabbi says, "We send them to the candle factory,
and every once in a while they send us a free candle."
The kid says, "And what do you do with the crumbs from
your table?"
The rabbi says, "We send them to the matzoh ball
factory, and every once in a while they send us a free
box of matzoh balls."
The kid says, "And what do you do with the foreskins
from your circumcisions?"
:lol:
The rabbi says, "We send them to the IRS, and every
once in a while they send us a little prick like
you."!