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Prefab Sprouter
4-12-02, 11:33 AM
check out this site:http://www.angelfire.com/sk/sharkens/

Its absolutely Brilliant

Highlights have got to be LOTR meets Star Wars

or Muppet Show does LOTR!!!

:lol: :lol:

Prefab Sprouter
4-12-02, 11:42 AM
LOTR meets Monthy Python!!!!!



Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli arrive at Edoras, and Hama hails them:
"Who goes there?"
"I am Mithrandir. Hurry and tell Theoden that a storm is coming. I have ridden all the way from Fangorn to consult with him."
"Ridden? Ridden what?"
"Ridden a horse!"
"I don't see any horse. That's just a pair of coconuts you're rattling!"
"So what's wrong with coconuts?"
"Well you can't be using coconuts! Where'd you get 'em?

"Coconuts are tropical, you know, and this is a temperate clime!"
The Swallow may fly South in Winter to seek warmer climes.....
ARE YOU SUGGESTING COCONUTS MIGRATE???????
The Swallow could have carried them!
"So a bird carried them--a swallow! Now go and tell Theoden...."
"A bird? Now hold on a moment, a five-ounce swallow can not carry a one-pound coconut!"
"Look, I need to speak with Theoden--"
"The airflight velocity of a swallow is--"
"Summon Theoden at once! We have little time! If you don't call him, I shall blast this door down through the hall and out the other end!"

A second doorwarden raises his head. "Well what if it was an African swallow?"
"No, no! African swallows are non-migratory!"

Gandalf shakes his head and rides away in sullen wrath; Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli follow.

Behind them: "Well, what if two swallows carried it together?"

Trixter
4-12-02, 12:37 PM
Thanks for the link! Some pretty funny stuff Prefab Sprouter! :lol: