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  1. What're YOU lookin' at, jerk off?
  2. another one for the badly named headline department...
  3. {NEWS} Teen suspended for writing in her journal
  4. {NEWS} Is that my sister?
  5. {News} Even though it's legal there....
  6. I have no pity for the a$$hole who started all of this...
  7. {NEWS} - Security scare driver avoids federal charges
  8. This lawyer and this Church should be both blown to bits.....
  9. {NEWS} Study: Millions delete all music files
  10. I've no love for the paparazzi, but this is a little insane...
  11. {WEIRD NEWS} - Man dies from pet emissions
  12. He inhaled a little to hard!
  13. In case you need proof that stupidity is universal...
  14. NEWS: Vodka drinking competiton
  15. What the fock is wrong with people?
  16. What the F*CK is wrong with the Vatican????
  17. Cambridge Police Bust bootleggers. (news)
  18. Yup--putting on my "surprised" face...
  19. What is WRONG with people???
  20. Abjectly disgusting piece of lowlife scum
  21. {NEWS}Quake hits California
  22. {News}A Horrible Way to Go...
  23. Was Billy Bob there?
  24. {NEWS}Kill this B**ch NOW!
  25. She orders hers with "a big salami"
  26. Disgusting and inhumane (News)
  27. Talk about being at the right place at the right time!
  28. {NEWS} Man wants to sue because he watched too much TV
  29. Father of the Year Candidate
  30. some kind of f***ed up right here!
  31. What A Dumba$$!
  32. Makes you wonder what's in the onion rings
  33. {NEWS} - Asking for the Moon (and then some)
  34. One more reason to appreciate the husband that I have
  35. I wonder if he said "Oh, SH*T!"
  36. WOW, goode jobb, jenius!
  37. These people should be beaten to death
  38. You MUST be $hitting me!
  39. {NEWS} Mix Kentuckians, hand guns and Flea markets....
  40. I can't imagine this anguish
  41. Sex offender gets away scot free because of loophole in the law
  42. With this kind of evidence, we still seem to need a trial
  43. He's going to make a TASTY cellmate!
  44. I need a baseball bat!
  45. Woohoo! You Go Mike Rowe!
  46. Free beer!
  47. Pot FINALLY kills somebody!
  48. Hmmm See what Fast Food Gets ya!
  49. Please...someone tell me that this isn't true...
  50. Remember John Wayne Bobbit?
  51. Maybe he can make a gold file...
  52. Mike Rowe Soft follow up
  53. preacher tracks adult video store patrons
  54. I would like a baseball bat ...
  55. ex-Judas Priest drummer guilty of sex abuse
  56. just wrong, could have been handled better
  57. another church fiasco
  58. Not surprising,but disheartening
  59. The post office gets it really, really right!
  60. She should collect just for taking his name!
  61. Wow, was his face red!
  62. This guy makes me feel sooooo LAME!
  63. If you need to laugh
  64. Cell phones literally burn his a$$!
  65. What the hell is she thinking???
  66. One big, bada$$ snowball! No picture, though :(
  67. Well, I THOUGHT I had heard it all before--
  68. One cool cat!
  69. Nice story on internet romances!
  70. horrible legacy
  71. Ewwwwwwww!!!
  72. What the Hell goes through someone's mind to be this cruel?
  73. Stole Yoda the bastards have
  74. Want a picture of a real loser?
  75. It's one way to save on executions!
  76. Yet another Mensa candidate!
  77. Funny byproduct of an alarmist society
  78. Fans of "That 70's Show" Might Want To Read This
  79. MTV's Days of Producing Super Bowl Halftime Shows May Be Over
  80. Cockfighting hazzardous!
  81. Pagan, please tell me you weren't one of these guys!
  82. Adam Sandler's Beloved Bulldog Dies
  83. Well, thats one way to avoid having to try him...
  84. Would You Call Her Crazy or a Die Hard Fan?
  85. You Aussies are tough as nails!
  86. Too PATHETIC for words...but you knew it was only a matter of time...
  87. I'll skip the obvious "ALABAMA" jokes
  88. Ouch!
  89. More people doing the right thing!
  90. One down, three to go!
  91. How could you testify for this lawsuit?
  92. deplorable, lowlife scum
  93. Good night, sleep tight!
  94. Peta
  95. Peta Video Game?
  96. Scores of men now single in New Zeland
  97. Piece of Grabage AND stupid
  98. I feel bad for her, but EWWWWWWWWW!
  99. Sweet ride, yo!
  100. Talk about not liking your co-workers...
  101. Teen surfing Web finds out he was abducted!
  102. More Retarded PETA news
  103. RIAA gets countersued!
  104. This was a sad day in Dublin :(
  105. Disturbing article about animal neglect
  106. 'Dead' infant found alive, 6 years later (Amazing Story!)
  107. One for each?
  108. Honk Honk!
  109. I have nothing against obese people, the this is WAY unfair!!!
  110. No more SUPERSIZED FRIES?
  111. I like this form of punishment.
  112. Omfg!!!!!!
  113. Please read this, especially those in New England, find these rotten mfs
  114. Martha Stewart....
  115. Long, disturbing article
  116. OJ (allegedly) steals Satalite TV!
  117. Burn your own cd-r and dvd labels
  118. DC Sniper to be put to death
  119. Maybe they should watch Spice Channel instead!
  120. Plane full of suspected mercs detained in Africa
  121. I guess the good news is, human flesh isn't high in bad carbs
  122. Why would she take him back with THIS developement?
  123. Yes....someone did marry this imbecile....
  124. Insane...just f*cking insane....
  125. I know the ladies may disagree.....
  126. Okay, This Is One Thing From The 80's I DON'T Want To See Resurrected!
  127. Dont know how I feel about this.
  128. Does she LOOK like she would have a million bucks?
  129. Makes sense to me
  130. This sort of news breaks my heart
  131. Teacher/Teen lesbo sex?
  132. Why did he have a gun to begin with?
  133. Another reason not to pose nude
  134. Losers
  135. I just KNEW he was not at the Meadowlands!
  136. 25 year old man marries his own grandmother
  137. One tough Texas S.O.B.
  138. Airline halts plan for lip-shaped urinals
  139. Woman asked to cover up during breastfeeding
  140. Idiots stuck in cave filling with water turn down help, wait for "better" offer
  141. These kids would be better off ALMOST anywhere but with their own parents!
  142. I'm sure peta is happy
  143. Porn Actress Found Dead
  144. you have GOT to be $hitting me
  145. This just in! Sante Fe has nothing for its city council to worry about!
  146. I wonder what they will find
  147. When would be the best time?
  148. Richard Simmons - Ultimate Fighting Machine
  149. nifty nifty looks who's 50
  150. Go ahead, pick your nose..it's good for you!
  151. Prefab ,Are You Responsible For This?
  152. Why do guys keep cutting these off?
  153. Dumb, AND a criminal!
  154. Nice job screening your recruits Air Force Acadamy!
  155. 12 joints a day... why does he need a plane?
  156. Study: File-Sharing No Threat to Music Sales
  157. Boneheads have the right to procreate, too!
  158. Jeenyus with explozives!
  159. Enough to buy a CAR?
  160. As Cartman would say...
  161. What could have POSSIBLY gone wrong?
  162. Low Carb Laxatives?
  163. Abduction or Attention Getting?
  164. Another Osbourne, Another trip to Rehab
  165. Beware of TIGGERS!
  166. Define Irony
  167. Woman grows two extra breasts after botched surgery
  168. More kids who would be better off with ANY other mother than their own
  169. Mind over bladder
  170. You've got to feel bad for the guy, really
  171. Mental note, avoid cambodian mistresses
  172. Three-headed frog found in the UK
  173. Barge rams bridge--deliberately!
  174. Train crash in Mississippi kills 1, injures many
  175. Ouch!
  176. Bank robber asks for a motorcycle in exchange for releasing hostages...
  177. Go look at this and tell me you would NEVER do it!
  178. Holy Crap, that's good coffee!
  179. Arnold Saves Drowning Man
  180. Houston Texas, where dumb people graduate too!
  181. As if Terry Nichols decade wasnt bad enough....
  182. Bad Bad Leroy Brown, no longer baddest man in whole damn town
  183. 'Victoria's Secret Fashion Show' gets cancelled
  184. Cat goes on a hunger strike
  185. WTF is WRONG with these people?
  186. She likes 'em hot (as in ON FIRE!)
  187. Lucky Baseball Fan Gets His Due
  188. Guess the nurses were too busy that day?
  189. She's getting a lot of attention now!
  190. "Investigative" reporters beware!
  191. A picture you won't see in the news
  192. Metallica Fans ( or two fools?)
  193. Man gets Parking ticket, dies shortly thereafter
  194. Worlds Worst Gangsta!
  195. Bad, BAD news!
  196. 33 years old, 8'4", and can't stop growing
  197. Missing Student found dead.
  198. LMAO! I wish I had one of these in my house!
  199. Little girl found alive ten days after accident
  200. This just makes me sad :(
  201. Don't splash pedestrians, they slash back!
  202. Got Bluetooth? Get lucky!
  203. Plastic surgery just went too far
  204. Mastermind of McDonald's comeback dies
  205. Odd story`
  206. Finally! I will be able to go straight to the good stuff!
  207. 3000 dead in North Korean train accident
  208. Rampant Rhino Gets Amorous with a Car
  209. Only in New York people..only in New York...
  210. A True Hero passes Away :(
  211. Illinois plant explosion kills 4, injures 8
  212. 71 year old blind woman tazed, pepper sprayed
  213. Surgical sterilize the stupid. PLEASE!
  214. Make sure you tip well!
  215. Nightline to read names of war dead on TV
  216. It's the end of the road for Oldsmobile
  217. Miami talk-radio hosts fined $4000 for prank call to CASTRO
  218. Boy, 12, charged in 8-year-old's death
  219. If you lived in Missouri, I hope you ducked!
  220. US civilian in Iraq escapes his captors!
  221. Millions of computers worldwide hit by Internet worm, experts say
  222. Man dies on roller coaster I RODE LAST YEAR!!!!
  223. Call to shoot 20,000 Australian koalas
  224. "Naked Frenzy Dumps Partygoers in Lake"
  225. She sure knows how to pick 'em!
  226. Wow, talk about lame! I didn't know this was an award
  227. Horny Horse bites man to death
  228. Aparently there IS a way to stop them now
  229. famed pilot of WWII Memphis Belle, dies at 85
  230. Parents of the year, NOT!
  231. LISA! We've got to get these people!
  232. DJs fired after making fun of decapitation victim
  233. I think they failed the "should they reproduce" test
  234. A NEW "New Coke"?
  235. Assclowns!
  236. Dumbest suspension ever?
  237. New FTC rule for Porn Spam
  238. Nekkid people on a rollercoaster!
  239. 80s oldies on tour!
  240. I guess birds just DON'T wanna have fun!
  241. To anyone who has ever had a bad hair day...
  242. O...m...g...
  243. Say it aint's so.....Spanky??
  244. Holy $hit! What kind of animal does this?
  245. Interesting anti-Muslim stuff from Gene Simmons
  246. Reality TV finally at the end of it's road
  247. New password technology in the works
  248. No more ladies night discounts in NJ
  249. Survey finds that adults' favorite toy is...
  250. Do you believe in magic?