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- What're YOU lookin' at, jerk off?
- another one for the badly named headline department...
- {NEWS} Teen suspended for writing in her journal
- {NEWS} Is that my sister?
- {News} Even though it's legal there....
- I have no pity for the a$$hole who started all of this...
- {NEWS} - Security scare driver avoids federal charges
- This lawyer and this Church should be both blown to bits.....
- {NEWS} Study: Millions delete all music files
- I've no love for the paparazzi, but this is a little insane...
- {WEIRD NEWS} - Man dies from pet emissions
- He inhaled a little to hard!
- In case you need proof that stupidity is universal...
- NEWS: Vodka drinking competiton
- What the fock is wrong with people?
- What the F*CK is wrong with the Vatican????
- Cambridge Police Bust bootleggers. (news)
- Yup--putting on my "surprised" face...
- What is WRONG with people???
- Abjectly disgusting piece of lowlife scum
- {NEWS}Quake hits California
- {News}A Horrible Way to Go...
- Was Billy Bob there?
- {NEWS}Kill this B**ch NOW!
- She orders hers with "a big salami"
- Disgusting and inhumane (News)
- Talk about being at the right place at the right time!
- {NEWS} Man wants to sue because he watched too much TV
- Father of the Year Candidate
- some kind of f***ed up right here!
- What A Dumba$$!
- Makes you wonder what's in the onion rings
- {NEWS} - Asking for the Moon (and then some)
- One more reason to appreciate the husband that I have
- I wonder if he said "Oh, SH*T!"
- WOW, goode jobb, jenius!
- These people should be beaten to death
- You MUST be $hitting me!
- {NEWS} Mix Kentuckians, hand guns and Flea markets....
- I can't imagine this anguish
- Sex offender gets away scot free because of loophole in the law
- With this kind of evidence, we still seem to need a trial
- He's going to make a TASTY cellmate!
- I need a baseball bat!
- Woohoo! You Go Mike Rowe!
- Free beer!
- Pot FINALLY kills somebody!
- Hmmm See what Fast Food Gets ya!
- Please...someone tell me that this isn't true...
- Remember John Wayne Bobbit?
- Maybe he can make a gold file...
- Mike Rowe Soft follow up
- preacher tracks adult video store patrons
- I would like a baseball bat ...
- ex-Judas Priest drummer guilty of sex abuse
- just wrong, could have been handled better
- another church fiasco
- Not surprising,but disheartening
- The post office gets it really, really right!
- She should collect just for taking his name!
- Wow, was his face red!
- This guy makes me feel sooooo LAME!
- If you need to laugh
- Cell phones literally burn his a$$!
- What the hell is she thinking???
- One big, bada$$ snowball! No picture, though :(
- Well, I THOUGHT I had heard it all before--
- One cool cat!
- Nice story on internet romances!
- horrible legacy
- Ewwwwwwww!!!
- What the Hell goes through someone's mind to be this cruel?
- Stole Yoda the bastards have
- Want a picture of a real loser?
- It's one way to save on executions!
- Yet another Mensa candidate!
- Funny byproduct of an alarmist society
- Fans of "That 70's Show" Might Want To Read This
- MTV's Days of Producing Super Bowl Halftime Shows May Be Over
- Cockfighting hazzardous!
- Pagan, please tell me you weren't one of these guys!
- Adam Sandler's Beloved Bulldog Dies
- Well, thats one way to avoid having to try him...
- Would You Call Her Crazy or a Die Hard Fan?
- You Aussies are tough as nails!
- Too PATHETIC for words...but you knew it was only a matter of time...
- I'll skip the obvious "ALABAMA" jokes
- Ouch!
- More people doing the right thing!
- One down, three to go!
- How could you testify for this lawsuit?
- deplorable, lowlife scum
- Good night, sleep tight!
- Peta
- Peta Video Game?
- Scores of men now single in New Zeland
- Piece of Grabage AND stupid
- I feel bad for her, but EWWWWWWWWW!
- Sweet ride, yo!
- Talk about not liking your co-workers...
- Teen surfing Web finds out he was abducted!
- More Retarded PETA news
- RIAA gets countersued!
- This was a sad day in Dublin :(
- Disturbing article about animal neglect
- 'Dead' infant found alive, 6 years later (Amazing Story!)
- One for each?
- Honk Honk!
- I have nothing against obese people, the this is WAY unfair!!!
- No more SUPERSIZED FRIES?
- I like this form of punishment.
- Omfg!!!!!!
- Please read this, especially those in New England, find these rotten mfs
- Martha Stewart....
- Long, disturbing article
- OJ (allegedly) steals Satalite TV!
- Burn your own cd-r and dvd labels
- DC Sniper to be put to death
- Maybe they should watch Spice Channel instead!
- Plane full of suspected mercs detained in Africa
- I guess the good news is, human flesh isn't high in bad carbs
- Why would she take him back with THIS developement?
- Yes....someone did marry this imbecile....
- Insane...just f*cking insane....
- I know the ladies may disagree.....
- Okay, This Is One Thing From The 80's I DON'T Want To See Resurrected!
- Dont know how I feel about this.
- Does she LOOK like she would have a million bucks?
- Makes sense to me
- This sort of news breaks my heart
- Teacher/Teen lesbo sex?
- Why did he have a gun to begin with?
- Another reason not to pose nude
- Losers
- I just KNEW he was not at the Meadowlands!
- 25 year old man marries his own grandmother
- One tough Texas S.O.B.
- Airline halts plan for lip-shaped urinals
- Woman asked to cover up during breastfeeding
- Idiots stuck in cave filling with water turn down help, wait for "better" offer
- These kids would be better off ALMOST anywhere but with their own parents!
- I'm sure peta is happy
- Porn Actress Found Dead
- you have GOT to be $hitting me
- This just in! Sante Fe has nothing for its city council to worry about!
- I wonder what they will find
- When would be the best time?
- Richard Simmons - Ultimate Fighting Machine
- nifty nifty looks who's 50
- Go ahead, pick your nose..it's good for you!
- Prefab ,Are You Responsible For This?
- Why do guys keep cutting these off?
- Dumb, AND a criminal!
- Nice job screening your recruits Air Force Acadamy!
- 12 joints a day... why does he need a plane?
- Study: File-Sharing No Threat to Music Sales
- Boneheads have the right to procreate, too!
- Jeenyus with explozives!
- Enough to buy a CAR?
- As Cartman would say...
- What could have POSSIBLY gone wrong?
- Low Carb Laxatives?
- Abduction or Attention Getting?
- Another Osbourne, Another trip to Rehab
- Beware of TIGGERS!
- Define Irony
- Woman grows two extra breasts after botched surgery
- More kids who would be better off with ANY other mother than their own
- Mind over bladder
- You've got to feel bad for the guy, really
- Mental note, avoid cambodian mistresses
- Three-headed frog found in the UK
- Barge rams bridge--deliberately!
- Train crash in Mississippi kills 1, injures many
- Ouch!
- Bank robber asks for a motorcycle in exchange for releasing hostages...
- Go look at this and tell me you would NEVER do it!
- Holy Crap, that's good coffee!
- Arnold Saves Drowning Man
- Houston Texas, where dumb people graduate too!
- As if Terry Nichols decade wasnt bad enough....
- Bad Bad Leroy Brown, no longer baddest man in whole damn town
- 'Victoria's Secret Fashion Show' gets cancelled
- Cat goes on a hunger strike
- WTF is WRONG with these people?
- She likes 'em hot (as in ON FIRE!)
- Lucky Baseball Fan Gets His Due
- Guess the nurses were too busy that day?
- She's getting a lot of attention now!
- "Investigative" reporters beware!
- A picture you won't see in the news
- Metallica Fans ( or two fools?)
- Man gets Parking ticket, dies shortly thereafter
- Worlds Worst Gangsta!
- Bad, BAD news!
- 33 years old, 8'4", and can't stop growing
- Missing Student found dead.
- LMAO! I wish I had one of these in my house!
- Little girl found alive ten days after accident
- This just makes me sad :(
- Don't splash pedestrians, they slash back!
- Got Bluetooth? Get lucky!
- Plastic surgery just went too far
- Mastermind of McDonald's comeback dies
- Odd story`
- Finally! I will be able to go straight to the good stuff!
- 3000 dead in North Korean train accident
- Rampant Rhino Gets Amorous with a Car
- Only in New York people..only in New York...
- A True Hero passes Away :(
- Illinois plant explosion kills 4, injures 8
- 71 year old blind woman tazed, pepper sprayed
- Surgical sterilize the stupid. PLEASE!
- Make sure you tip well!
- Nightline to read names of war dead on TV
- It's the end of the road for Oldsmobile
- Miami talk-radio hosts fined $4000 for prank call to CASTRO
- Boy, 12, charged in 8-year-old's death
- If you lived in Missouri, I hope you ducked!
- US civilian in Iraq escapes his captors!
- Millions of computers worldwide hit by Internet worm, experts say
- Man dies on roller coaster I RODE LAST YEAR!!!!
- Call to shoot 20,000 Australian koalas
- "Naked Frenzy Dumps Partygoers in Lake"
- She sure knows how to pick 'em!
- Wow, talk about lame! I didn't know this was an award
- Horny Horse bites man to death
- Aparently there IS a way to stop them now
- famed pilot of WWII Memphis Belle, dies at 85
- Parents of the year, NOT!
- LISA! We've got to get these people!
- DJs fired after making fun of decapitation victim
- I think they failed the "should they reproduce" test
- A NEW "New Coke"?
- Assclowns!
- Dumbest suspension ever?
- New FTC rule for Porn Spam
- Nekkid people on a rollercoaster!
- 80s oldies on tour!
- I guess birds just DON'T wanna have fun!
- To anyone who has ever had a bad hair day...
- O...m...g...
- Say it aint's so.....Spanky??
- Holy $hit! What kind of animal does this?
- Interesting anti-Muslim stuff from Gene Simmons
- Reality TV finally at the end of it's road
- New password technology in the works
- No more ladies night discounts in NJ
- Survey finds that adults' favorite toy is...
- Do you believe in magic?
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