• "Now" (Mass murder in Seattle)
• Swingsets go by the wayside
• Tropical Cyclone hits Australia.
• Pregnant teen waitress gets $1000.00 tip
• Big list of teachers who boinked thier students
• Well, isnt THAT ironic
• Actress Maureen Stapleton passed away
• Slobodan Milosevic found dead in prison cell
• What do robbery, a stripogram,a narcoleptic whore, and bible study have in common?
• Talk about somebody who needs gutting and hanging!
• Police chief blocks efforts to give gay heart attack victim CPR;Victim dies.
• I would have beaten the sh*t out of this kid.
• Siriussly Greedy RIAA
• Having unlawful relationships iwth animals can backfire on ya!!
• Two High School Students Climb Building
• Actor Darren McGavin (A Christmas Story) Has Passed Away...
• Dennis Weaver Has Passed Away
• Don Knotts dies at 81
• Sheryl Crowe has breast cancer
• "Bye Bye" to your Blackberry?
• Woman gives birth in bathroom (for the SECOND time)
• Those "poor souls" who got those Katrina Debit Cards?
• Make sure you have enough toilet paper...
• Beware of directors taking hallucinigens
• Scott Stapp sex tape surfaces
• He's a BAAAAAAAAD man
• Oh the horror! Tom and Katie split!
• They should kill this bitch
• Peter Benchley Dies
• Voodoo head found in air luggage
• Chris Penn's death ruled accidental
• 37 pound woman gives birth
• Franklin Cover RIP
• Unreal!!!
• Sexual harassment suspension of 1st grader stirs debate
• Campbells Soup, MMM MMM.......GROSS!
• Dumb cops!
• Oh NO! They shot the bling handler!
• Possible AIDS Cure Found
• RIP Grandpa Lewis
• Proof That Drug Smugglers are the F*cking DREGS of Society!!
• 007 Director Wearing Wig, Dress Busted For Prostitution
• Some People shouldnt be allowed to have kids
• A foot of snow in Hawaii?!
• Great White Tour manager pleads guilty
• Coretta Scott King, Matrin Luther King's wife, passes away
• "Baby Jessica" gets hitched
• "Ladies and gentlemen, we have discovered the world's biggest fart!"
• 'Hooah': Odd Cry Becomes Soldier Shorthand
• Chris Penn passes away......
• MPAA accused of piracy
• New Network coming to TV (so long WB and UPN)
• Michael Jackson to work for someone else?
• Overshot the runway, and you're to blame, you give pilots a bad name
• RIP Wilson Pickett
• 2 Miners missing in WV coal mine fire
• RIP Shelly Winters
• 11.13 seconds to solve a Rubics Cube?
• Sounds like somebody I used to know.....
• SSD teacher charged with sexually abusing students
• {NEWS} Teen suspended for writing in her journal
• U.S. soon to reach 300 million
• Don't switch the TV off, I'll be right back...
• When Pigs Fly (or Glow-in-the-Dark!)
• I life sentence is NOT enough for these two
• Singer Lou Rawls dead at age 72
• Some brown nosing fifth grader needs his ass beat!
• Gary Glitter charged with rape in Vietnam
• 12 miners found alive :)
• One Miner found dead.. RIP
• Parents Fume: Kids, Swingers at Same Hotel
• You Were my boy, Blue!
• Another tropical storm? On New Year's Eve?
• Peta member changes name...... (moron)
• Another Baby Beaten On Christmas Eve!
• Bank Robber Turned in by Sons Gets 40 Years
• Boy Killed Tragically On Christmas Day
• Woman Swallows Cell Phone After Argument
• Two mouthed fish!!!!!
• West Wing actor, John Spencer died
• Regular, diet or ... salmon soda?
• Bad Santa in an open slay!
• This Years GRAMMY Nominees are.....
• Richard Pryor has died
• 'Sopranos' actor involve in death of NYPD officer
• The worst news for a parent
• HOLY SHIIT! Shots fired on American Airlines plane!
• Holy SHIIT! Plane slides of runway at Midway airport!
• another fine example of hip hop 'culture'
• Woman Sues Pizza Hut Over Burned Chin
• Rod Stewart a new Dad at 60
• What does the world thing of US???
• This sick bastard should be shot
• Great, my thanksgiving is ruined!
• Just like the movie Mannequin...
• Bad News For Galaga Girl
• 22 november 1963 A day with a terrible legacy
• Damn! Just before her BIG DAY!
• 50 Or Should I Say Fiddy Cents Not Allowed In Canada
• Two Youths Allege Sex With Gary Glitter
• Sparrow assasinated before ruining World Record Domino set up
• 37 year old marries 15 year old
• Paris Hilton trashes hotel room and wasn't a Hilton!!!!!
• Remember the assasinated sparrow? It was an endangered one!
• Mayoral candidate in Canada suggests giving homeless crack to intice them to work
• FUNNY! BTW, any website administrators in Connecticut, there is a new job opening...
• State Prison to Install Expresso Machine..."Make that a double tall mocha w/foam"
• 2 Carolina Panther cheerleaders arrested for having sex in bathroom....
• Fight Cancer! DRINK BEER!
• Todays's "SOUNDS LIKE BS TO ME" story comes from South Carolina
• Tornado Rips Through Ind., Ky.
• If I Was Michael Jacksons Publicist
• CC Deville Jailed for 80 days
• Deceased Man Issued Parking Ticket
• Civil Rights Icon Rosa Parks Dead at 92
• Tara Reid Tops List- Hollywood Party Animals
• AJ likes Hugh Jazz the best!
• Jolly Green Giant Dead at 80
• Can You Effen Believe This Shite?
• Tech Support for Stolen Laptop It had to be the dumbest customer-service call ever.
• Man Charged With Voyerurism in Work Place, Female Restroom
• Free Juan!
• More Police Brutality On Video!
• Walgreens is hiring........
• This woman is a Sicko!
• This is just WRONG
• Why it takes the cops so long after the call....
• Today's Stupid lawsuit brought to from San Antonio Tx
• WTF were they thinking?
• Hollywood bets you'll love the '80s
• For all you LOTR freaks....
• The RIAA (Recording Industry Ass. of America) is being sued
• Patent filed for dog poo cement
• What a jerk.
• This time, Britney's marrying for love
• And there was much sadness.......part 2
• I thought she said she was still a virgin....
• Stately Wayne Manor is no longer
• Here's what to buy the kids for Christmas
• It seems the rush to blame the guy is not always the correct path
• And there was much sadness....
• Be careful when you're on the phone....
• Any story with 'someone shot in the groin by a rubber bullet' cant be good.
• This is why all spiders should be killed!
• Can't he just get along with them?
• Powerful typhoon hits southern China, at least six dead
• Would you believe.... he passed away
• Guess Who's Back(Or Never Left)
• Demi Kutcher?
• Police: Pregnant Mindy McCready Overdoses
• Upon further review, she IS a big fat whore!
• Power-dressing man leaves trail of destruction
• Cleveland Doc Wants to Try Face Transplant
• Britney spears giving birth!
• Saints to Play Four Games at Tiger Stadium
• Neighbors Say Kids Found in Cages Polite
• Katrina relief was.......SWIFT(?)
• LA goes dark
• FEMA Director Mike Brown Resigns
• This Pisses Me OFF!
• Sean Penn's efforts in Hurricane Katrina
• Al Gore isnt so bad after all.
• Hurricane Katrina FAQ from Chicago Sun Times
• Gilligan Dead
• French Police Bust Armstrong for Banned Substances in Hotel Room
• Define UNGRATEFUL BITCH *and* STUPID LAWSUIT
• Pee soup anyone?
• 121 Dead in Greek Air crash
• S. Korean man dies after 50 hours of computer games
• A guy with some explaining to do...
• Daaaaamn....
• ABC News' Peter Jennings dies
• Worlds Dumbest Smuggler
• Strippers arrested in Florida
• Plane crash in Toronto
• Someone doing something, uhhhhh, NICE for the elderly (I think)
• Horrific elder abuse
• Man forced to wear sign for animal cruelty...
• For All The Single Guys... There is hope!
• Another shark attack! Yowza!
• UK Police: Man Killed Unrelated to Probe
• These are the kind of geniuses in my hometown
• Radioactive patients risk setting off airport alarms
• 1 in 4 Russians are immune to HIV
• UK Police name two suspects in bombings
• More Asshat DJ news
• Do not pass go, do not collect your $200
• Group Takes 550 Gerbils From Small House
• NYPD to begin random searches of passengers on City Transportation
• 49 Dead, 200 Wounded in Egyptian Blasts
• Barcode-cover '80s album selling for a song
• BREAKING NEWS! Man shot by British Police hunting terrorists!
• Apparently its NOT okay to have sex with weak animals. Horses are ok though
• "Your Honor, she cant go to jail! She's PRETTY!"
• Looks like ARkansas is still in the 50s
• WOman gives birth while drunk, gets arrested
• BEWARE CREDIT CARD HOLDERS! Your payments are about to go up
• Apparently there IS a God.
• Ironic? Policeman arrested.....but it's WHICH policeman that makes it funny
• I'm glad I don't get invited to *these* kinds of parties... lol

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